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Thanks, guys. I'm glad to know that you care. I'm feeling much better today, which doesn't make any sense, because i have so much more to worry about. Shakespeare, Postmodernism, plus I have a five page draft of my comics paper due ALREADY, which is awful, because it's happy bunny fertility day!
And speaking of happy bunny fertility day:
I was at home with my extended family this morning, which was awkward, as always, and to break the tension, i asked, "Where does the Easter Bunny, as a male mammal, get his eggs, anyway?" to which my Aunt Debbie responded, "Would you ask the Virgin Mary where she got the baby Jesus?!"
I almost said "well the Bunny's a liar too, i guess." But my mother was already looking pretty pissed.
And speaking of happy bunny fertility day:
I was at home with my extended family this morning, which was awkward, as always, and to break the tension, i asked, "Where does the Easter Bunny, as a male mammal, get his eggs, anyway?" to which my Aunt Debbie responded, "Would you ask the Virgin Mary where she got the baby Jesus?!"
I almost said "well the Bunny's a liar too, i guess." But my mother was already looking pretty pissed.