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[onceahuman]

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind... familiar?

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[nunchakutiem]

I find you familiar. But I'm pretty sure you're not who I think you are.

[onceahuman]

Mikey...?

Is that really you?

[nunchakutiem]

Uhhhhh yeah, dudette, I'm Mikey. Who're you?

[onceahuman]

Great, Raph didn't remember me, and neither do you. You look kind of weird.

I'm Mona Lisa.

[nunchakutiem]

I sense a trend. Tell me if I'm hot or cold.

Turtle? Ninja? Trained by a rat?

[onceahuman]

Sorry, Mikey, but none of the above.

[nunchakutiem]

Well, you're a babe anyways.

So how come you know me?

[onceahuman]

You're just saying that 'cause you haven't seen any other female mutants to compare me to.

I've always been a fan of the Ninja Turtles! You guys helped me stop Captain Filch all those years ago.

[nunchakutiem]

Bah, no way! Totally smokin'- wait, there's more of you?

Hey, we're famous?! All right, we get famous! Tell me we move out of the sewers. Captain Filch?

[onceahuman]

Not that I know of? I'm the only girl mutant I know.

Sorry, but last time I visited you guys you were still living in... yeah. It's a nice place, for a sewer? A pirate. He wanted to rule the world using advanced technology.

[nunchakutiem]

Really, we're still in the sewers even though we're famous? Do we at least have a better TV?

...we beat a pirate. Awesome.

[onceahuman]

Looked pretty decent to me? It picked up cable without any problems.

The captain, and his crew. You guys are real heroes...

[nunchakutiem]

We get cable?! Raaaaaad.

You too, dudette! You helped us do it, right? By the way, this is the weirdest dream I've ever had.

[onceahuman]

Yeah, I remember you really being into monster movies.

Yeah... I guess I did! Definitely weird and creepy, but it's kind of nice since it let me talk to you again. How're Leo and Don doing?

[nunchakutiem]

Wow, you know a lot about me! I hope this is like a vision of the future or something, because I wouldn't mind meeting you~

Leo and Don are cool. Leo's all ruley-rules as usual, and Don's all geeky-geek as usual.

...wait, you don't know Raph?

[onceahuman]

For all we know, it could be.

Hah... Sounds just like them. I'm glad they're okay. I'd tell you to say "hi" for me, but I guess it'd be weird if they don't remember.

Raph was the first one I met! He's my... boyfriend.