Oct 22, 2006 20:56
mmmbop!
Notre Dame's winning!
We didn't get our asses kicked!
You know what I put on my toast? Peanut butter.
you're a boy, right?
tanna be wingman?
Look what the cat dragged in!
I'll probably be Lindsay Lohan
You wanna go to taco bell?
Just climb in.
If you say so.
Don't get in a slapfight with me. I'll kick your ass.
I'm gonna be that guy.
The killing has begun.
So that wsa my awkward encounter of the day.
I'll buy that laptop for $20. And because you're a friend, I'll throw in Luke.
Let's go Saints!
Party in the Area Office!
Holy Crap, this really is a party.
I'm not gonna be bringin my A game today.
There's boobs on TV!
Boring.
I'll be the king. I'll be the queen, too.
There's a dick on TV!
Oh, Man!
We're having an office party. Cara's not here, so we can have fun.
We're travelling folk.
Anybody wanna go to Hub's?
Dude, these girls are jumping on a trampoline.
Nice suspenders.
Girls gone wild is here?
Soup? Panini? New Outfit?
I wanna be parliamentarian. don't be a dick, vote domenic.
I voted against your referendum.
You what?
I told you I was gonna.
Yeah, but I didn't think you actually would.
See, you can't hunt psychics, because they already know you're coming.
Most boring lady ever.
I'm in your head this week.
You voted against my trade!
and I voted against your referendum.
What goes around comes around.
Bigots make the best leaders.
We gotta find a way to drop that presentation.
I was driving back from downtown. no, well, I was driving back from south.
There was no holocaust.
Cows don't glare, they graze. Let's get some sod.
We're gonna get some hookers and throw em out the window. May not fix the ticket, but we'll feel a lot better about ourselves.
No! No! No. no. Put Lost on. No. No. Turn it on. No. Stop, Now. turn it on. No. No. No. No. Stop. On. Turn it on. Now. On. On.
I'm hiding under my bed.
Do you wear that shirt everytime you're drunk?
You look good for 47.
I'm gonna shop you under the table.
Yep. I was just here.
217 cars got in an accident in CA. So everyone was like, NO! Not so bad. Except for that last guy.
Distorted Memory Lane.
You know what's a good show? Supermarket Sweep. you know what's a better show? Legends of the Hidden Temple.
donthatehimgirl.com
Is that the shirt?
Yeah.
I like it.
you know, it must really suck being a zombie. You just wander around all day til somebody kills you.
Hey all you beautiful people.
Yep, that's me.
We're goin to the bar tomorrow, you comin?
You can't tell him! I wake up every morning thinking, I wonder if jackie sent me any new news. you can't take that from me.
What does this poke thing mean?
Well, some people think it's a sexual thing. Me, I just poke the crap out of hot chicks and then when they poke back, I leave it up there so it looks like I'm a ladies man.
Where's JRob?
At Governors, being a bitch.
Everyone here should text him.
When did the Renaissance start?
Jackie, you jsut ruined my day.
The sky was red, I think it was an omen.
82-0. and all in shootouts.
I think the refs were wearing koivu and kovalev jerseys tonight.
Yeah, the refs were wearing Habs jerseys tonight and they still couldn't beat us. they're pretty bad.
Beer?
You thought dropping the soap was bad, it's nothing compared to junior year.
I think I need to see a dick psychologist.
You tell me a secret, and I'll tell you mine.
I'm transferring.
We have like a psychic connection.
Good, so they'll be potty trained.
Somebody on ESPN said our logo looks like Barney Rubble's hair.
Yeah, their team must not be on top of the entire league.
Just laugh a little harder and a little longer, is all.
Wanna go snowshoeing?
I can't wait to play the Flyers 4 more times this year.
Suppose you have two tests and a paper due tomorrow and can only study for one thing...
If you wanna talk trees...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, WE WANT TEN!
Imagine a LI girl attempting to imitate a LI girl.
Did you just call yourself the teen machine?
Candice might have gotten pulled over. or she might be downstairs.
If i had a hammer...
This is all your fault. You dick!
That was a hockey game.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Nice eboard meeting.
Smith, search party of 3.
You know, you're right. You're so intelligent.
Hey, you look like you're in a hurry, but I was wondering if you'd wanna work together.
God, Ryan, you're just so desirable.
I can't make food without you.
Have Luke make cakes.
Nobody'll be there to leave the back burner on-wait a sex, you're grounded. aw, shit.
98-99, that year was the shit.
We'll be teachers yet.
It's a matter of doing the right thing versus doing what's right.
Should I be a slut for halloween?
We're pretty much the prettiest people alive.
You know, the colors have grown on me. I like them. Basically, they look good on me.
You should have waited another day, my letter's in the mail.
You can't keep secrets, you have to tell me everything. That's the rule.
We're gonna go get your phone, and then we're gonna go get laid. Nothing quite like lost cell phone poon.
I'm gonna slap you tomorrow morning.
No, you're not. Because it's a rule that before you can do anything in the morning, you have to shit. And by the time you're done on the crapper, I've already done at least 3 or 4 stupid things.