In order to keep from having an insanely long entry next week, this one's coming early.
Firstly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKIE. AND JOSH. AND ALEX LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO. AND GREG THE DAY BEFORE THAT. AND CHRISTINE. DID I MISS ANYONE?
There's a kegger in the office?
I farted.
Psi Omega Sigma?
You and your morals.
It really is a cruel twist of fate that you're fat and I'm not.
Are you going to the fallout boy concert?
there's a gumball machine near the elli.
what color's that?
salmon.
yeah, I couldn't pull that off. good job.
salmon is not orange.
I've gotta go check the mail.
you can't open the box.
yeah, I'll be gone for a while.
You changed majors?
Yeah, I wanted to be the next Ryan Durling.
Sex burns calories.
so, would you be watching one another, or...?
Woah. this thing goes above ground?
I have a big nose.
It's Jackie's Birthday!
You broke the elevator. Fantastic.
I hear you're stalking my suitemate.
I can't believe they have the same birthday as me.
Free money and door prizes for freshmen in the basement!
Banana man!
I licensed it to Bravo for $500.
Everyone's going to know my name.
I didn't know you had a microphone.
Good game, coach.
Drunken orgy at Melinda's house!
Stop the rock.
At the end of the year, we're going to have a party with all the shit I buy from the vending machines.
Party or food fight?
I hate birds.
So you're mad because a bird shit on the windshield of a car that you stole?
Baked goods and blowjobs.
ps I snort when I'm drunk
I knew ed was a thief. just look at his skin.
Bring your cheering voice.
Uh, Mary, have you met me?
Is it black and white day?
mmmmm.
I didn't get the memo. But I wore the right stuff anyway.
Ogre want scarf.
The nothing fight.
Is lorenzo here?
yeah.
shit.
We're the best residents ever.
Dude, it's fuckin us and shit.
Happy Birthday, Christine.
I had my first kiss at RFL.
Try for a BJ and 3 baked goods tomorrow.
Ry-an Dur-ling!
Ry-an Dur-ling!
Speech! Speech!
We got a home game.
Thank you seniors.
We spent the whole day together.
We beat em on paper.
Logic?
Thank God the olympics are over. I'm going through hockey withdrawl.
I'm gonna call you og.
You're just jealous because they're not chanting your name.
An-drew Bern-stein!
An-drew Bern-stein!
What now?
U-B I-Ds!
You can sit on my lap if you want to.
Dude, we just met.
Grab a buddy and let's get muddy.
I'm meghan and I like pink.
I think Ed has a real girlfriend. Alex would make up a girlfriend, that's not beneath his dignity. Hell, he dated the couch for a while.
this makes a really good back scratcher.
what kind of toys did you play with? I don't wanna know what you play with now.
You have to know what power wheels are. How can you not know what power wheels are?
You have really pretty eyes.
You're going to be the head delegate, is that cool?
awwwww yeah, it's NEACURH time :D
There's a kegger in the office?
I farted.
Psi Omega Sigma?
You and your morals.
It really is a cruel twist of fate that you're fat and I'm not.
Are you going to the fallout boy concert?
there's a gumball machine near the elli.
what color's that?
salmon.
yeah, I couldn't pull that off. good job.
salmon is not orange.
I've gotta go check the mail.
you can't open the box.
yeah, I'll be gone for a while.
You changed majors?
Yeah, I wanted to be the next Ryan Durling.
Sex burns calories.
so, would you be watching one another, or...?
Woah. this thing goes above ground?
I have a big nose.
It's Jackie's Birthday!
You broke the elevator. Fantastic.
I hear you're stalking my suitemate.
I can't believe they have the same birthday as me.
Free money and door prizes for freshmen in the basement!
Banana man!
I licensed it to Bravo for $500.
Everyone's going to know my name.
I didn't know you had a microphone.
Good game, coach.
Drunken orgy at Melinda's house!
Stop the rock.
At the end of the year, we're going to have a party with all the shit I buy from the vending machines.
Party or food fight?
I hate birds.
So you're mad because a bird shit on the windshield of a car that you stole?
Baked goods and blowjobs.
ps I snort when I'm drunk
I knew ed was a thief. just look at his skin.
Bring your cheering voice.
Uh, Mary, have you met me?
Is it black and white day?
mmmmm.
I didn't get the memo. But I wore the right stuff anyway.
Ogre want scarf.
The nothing fight.
Is lorenzo here?
yeah.
shit.
We're the best residents ever.
Dude, it's fuckin us and shit.
Happy Birthday, Christine.
I had my first kiss at RFL.
Try for a BJ and 3 baked goods tomorrow.
Ry-an Dur-ling!
Ry-an Dur-ling!
Speech! Speech!
We got a home game.
Thank you seniors.
We spent the whole day together.
We beat em on paper.
Logic?
Thank God the olympics are over. I'm going through hockey withdrawl.
I'm gonna call you og.
You're just jealous because they're not chanting your name.
An-drew Bern-stein!
An-drew Bern-stein!
What now?
U-B I-Ds!
You can sit on my lap if you want to.
Dude, we just met.
Grab a buddy and let's get muddy.
I'm meghan and I like pink.
I think Ed has a real girlfriend. Alex would make up a girlfriend, that's not beneath his dignity. Hell, he dated the couch for a while.
this makes a really good back scratcher.
what kind of toys did you play with? I don't wanna know what you play with now.
You have to know what power wheels are. How can you not know what power wheels are?
You have really pretty eyes.
You're going to be the head delegate, is that cool?
awwwww yeah, it's NEACURH time :D