Nov - Quote
Dear the Secret Weapons Builders of The Unholy Sunken Catacombs of The Blind God Zo,
In retrospect, I question the decision to allow my blueprints to be constructed by the worshippers of a entity whose most noted feat is not being able to tell a red shirt from a green in the first place; nevertheless, I find it necessary to state my dissatisfaction with your work.
First: science does not actually have to blink or glow; the lights are all very dramatic, but they are not necessary. Do you see me wearing gaudy ornaments? You do not. Simple, plain, black is stylish, practical, and fit for all occasions.
Secondly, it is rather embarrassing to launch an attack intended to reduce the population of a hundred miles square of land to one tenth it's original value, only for it to instead reduce the population of a hundred square miles by one tenth. Producing one-ninth of the intended effect in one-hundredth of the intended area does not so much strike fear into a populace as annoyance and confusion in equal measure.
Really, is it too much to ask that people please pay attention?
Yours exasperatedly,
The Master
PS: I do hope you find your imminent death from the Warp Stars I just detonated all over your planet sufficiently focus the mind during your final agonising moments. I rather doubt it will, alas.