Clever t-shirts aren't usually "my thing" -- particularly because, well, commercially-made ones tend to not be all that clever. However, I went on a bit of a "bender" and bought these two:
Communism + Bowling = YES PLEASE! The only thing that could be better about this one would be a revolutionary fist grasping a CANDLEPIN pin.
I think WE ALL KNOW how I feel about hot dogs. And, prankery.