Four | In Soviet Russia, Boots are in snakes--wait, lemme try that again.

[on_a_yoyo]

So... uh. I have a pretty easy job, but I'd like to get a little help If I can... They said I'm a figurine of our great leader, and I have to make 12 slogans by--uh--Thursday! Could any of you help me come up with a few? So far I have "There is no greater comrade to the hammer than the sickle" and... "Russia is a home for the free worker and land

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[motheringnation]

I th..think I can remember some if you would like.

[Lived through it already....]

[on_a_yoyo]

Really? Aw thanks, that'd be great.

[motheringnation]

Y...you're welcome...

Ah....[trying to think back and translate them]

"Working men of all countries, unite"

"The only church that enlightens us is the church that burns"

....er..

"All power to the Soviets"

[on_a_yoyo]

Wow, those are all really good--I'll take 'em, thanks!

[Froooown. This job sucks. He doesn't like the whole 'helping the town spirit' thing at all.]

[motheringnation]

Y...you're welcome.

Am glad to help.

[on_a_yoyo]

Ah, did you have a job, too?

[motheringnation]

Oh да.

Am supposed to split an atom...

...is not possible to do here though...

[0n_a_yo_yo]

Holy--split an atom?

...

Maybe you could do it like Andy would've!

[motheringnation]

....ah...Andy? Who is Andy?

[0n_a_yo_yo]

Oh! Andy's my owner.

[motheringnation]

....owner?

[on_a_yoyo]

That's right! Oh--I'm what you'd call a cowboy doll. I'm a toy!

[motheringnation]

A...you are toy? Then how are you speaking?

[on_a_yo_yo]

I--uh, I've just always been able to! Back home, all toys talked.

...

Except for crayons and tennis balls.

[motheringnation]

...Really?

That is very strange.

[on_a_yo_yo]

You think so?

I guess a lot of people are surprised when they see me.