Two | Welcome to Mayfield!

[on_a_yoyo]

[Howdy, Mayfield! It's your new Sheriff doll out and about after jumping out Sealand's window to freedom! He's currently taking the smart route and running through everyone's backyards and frontyards (staying close to houses is actually way safer than running on a sidewalk, y'know)! If you're interested in having a quick (and possibly uneventful)

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[anybodywitheyes]

[Off in the back yard doing...whatever people in Mayfield do in their spare time, is another toy!?]

Who's there!?

[on_a_yo_yo]

[Eep! Woody's freaking out for a moment at the other voice, but when he sees that it's nothing more than another toy he's relieved. After all, when he tried to speak with the other toys around Mayfield, they did nothing, like blank slates. It was very worrisome.]

Uh... Howdy, partner...

[He walks out from around the corner he'd ran around, nervously waving at the white plush.]

[anybodywitheyes]

[Reynardine looked the toy coyboy over, all the while mentally cursing his inability to look at things through the Etherium right now.]

And I thought I had it bad...

So what are you supposed to be, then?

[on_a_yo_yo]

[Tilts his head, a little indignant.]

I'm a cowboy doll! What else would I be?

freakin' notifs

[anybodywitheyes]

Well I don't know, obviously. In my experience, cowboy dolls generally don't walk around too much.

Re: freakin' notifs

[0n_a_yoyo]

... But you're a toy, too! What're you talking about?

1/2

[anybodywitheyes]

Do I look like a toy to-

2/2

[anybodywitheyes]

Oh right. I do.

[on_a_yoyo]

...If you're not a toy, then what are you?

[anybodywitheyes]

Do you want the short version or the long version?

[0n_a_yo_yo]

... Whichever works for you.

icon fail

[anybodywitheyes]

I started haunting this doll, and now I'm stuck in it.

[on_a_yoyo]

Haunting it? Why'd y'start haunting a doll in the first place?

...What are you, exactly??

[anybodywitheyes]

That first bit is a long and complicated story that I don't really want to get into right now. As for the rest, I am Reynardine. I guess you could say I'm some kind of nature spirit.

[0n_a_yoyo]

A nature spirit? This Mayfield place gets stranger and stranger...

[anybodywitheyes]

Said the talking cowboy doll.