My name: Ana. Where did we meet?: Mr Bagish's class. Take a stab at my middle name: *stabs*. Did it hurt, bitch? Laura. How long have you known me?: 11.5-6=...uh...5.5 years. whoa...that's a longass time. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, nothing)?: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Mussolini! Do I smoke?: Yes. What's my favorite co lour?: Checker. When you first saw me what was your first impression? *does the running man* My age?: 16.5 but more. My birthday?: august 16. Color Hair?: Wait...this is confusing...multiple flashbacks AAHHHAaaaaahhhhhhHHAA! God, I can't even think of what your hair looks like now. Damn week. Blondieshbrownishcheckered. Color eyes?: Greenish. Have you ever been jealous of me? No Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? No. What's my fav type of music?: The amazing genre pioneered by Mannfred Mann Earth Band. Aka grunge. Am I shy or outgoing? We todd did. Uh...both. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: funny haha. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: You rebel as much as the rules let you. (no, even I do not understand what I just said) Would you consider me a friend?: yes Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: I think i'd call you all of those but hippie. Dude, remember when you wore those preppy cardigans? <3 <3 hahaha. Whoa. Have you ever seen me cry?: Si. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? Abby (aka Abu Al Abbas) Are my parents still together?: *has bad flashback about fiesta colored condoms* Do I have a nice butt?: Duh, Mss Bubble Butt. Haha. I spelled Ms with two s's. words are better withh doubbles. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? No. I'd point and laugh. Do you love me?: (Do You Love Me?) Now......that I....can dance....Mashed potato....*sings to self* AM I... Quiet or loud? depends. Short or Tall: *snickers*. Weird or original: Uh hello, I mean, like how many other kids draw on their chucks? Youre so one of a kind. And weird vs original? those dont even go together. 31. Smart or stupid? "idiosyncracy" says it all. Boring or Fun? your mom is fun! Attractive or Unattractive? sexy lady. DO YOU THINK I'M... (yes or no, if u wanna say something extra say it) A psycho? yes. like when youre all depressed and yell at your brother to shut the fuck up or youll kill him and then he hides and you bust out the maniacal laughter. A nerd? no. Im da nerd. Yes, not "the" nerd. Da nerd. A slut? no . Ghetto? Dude, everyone knows I'm blackerest. A Bitch? cough. Two-faced? No. 40. Obnoxious? refer to question # 31 41. Immature? refer to #31, 40. 42. Mature? Refer to # 31, 40, 41. JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS What do you think I'll be when I grow up? Tall.
*busts out laughter all late* Do you think I'll get married? Yes. If you do…Who do you think I'll marry? Uh....not Roy. Who is my best friend? MY butt. What song(if any)reminds you of me? Oh jesus. Like, half. yes, my answer was just "like half" for easy's sake (whoa..im inventing shit left and right...easy's sake haha) scarlet begonias, ska. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? (Ralph Wiggum X Paris Hilton) / Chuck Norris If you could rename me, what would my name be? Chiuaua Crap Face Laura Sapir. Have you ever had a dream about me? Not about you, with you. Strangely, youre not in my dreams that much. Only random people are. A feature that you like about me: Your butt. Your mom. Both are turn-ons. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Negative booty. Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot?Sometimes your good-looking, sometimes youre hot. Got me? Would you ever kiss me? Your butt, maybe. Do you ever think about me off-line? off-line? what....the....fuck does this mean? are we connected to the matrix or something? If we spent a day together…..where would we go and what would we do? I don't know. But regardless, Heckling would be involved. (we went back to citywalk and I looked for gandalf but he wain't there) If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? Idiosyncratic. What word do I say all the time? Like. Butt. No. Fuck. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? yes: BAGEL.
Where did we meet?: Mr Bagish's class.
Take a stab at my middle name: *stabs*. Did it hurt, bitch? Laura.
How long have you known me?: 11.5-6=...uh...5.5 years. whoa...that's a longass time.
How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, nothing)?: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Mussolini!
Do I smoke?: Yes.
What's my favorite co lour?: Checker.
When you first saw me what was your first impression? *does the running man*
My age?: 16.5 but more.
My birthday?: august 16.
Color Hair?: Wait...this is confusing...multiple flashbacks AAHHHAaaaaahhhhhhHHAA! God, I can't even think of what your hair looks like now. Damn week. Blondieshbrownishcheckered.
Color eyes?: Greenish.
Have you ever been jealous of me? No
Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? No.
What's my fav type of music?: The amazing genre pioneered by Mannfred Mann Earth Band. Aka grunge.
Am I shy or outgoing? We todd did. Uh...both.
Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: funny haha.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: You rebel as much as the rules let you. (no, even I do not understand what I just said)
Would you consider me a friend?: yes
Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?: I think i'd call you all of those but hippie. Dude, remember when you wore those preppy cardigans? <3 <3 hahaha. Whoa.
Have you ever seen me cry?: Si.
If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? Abby (aka Abu Al Abbas)
Are my parents still together?: *has bad flashback about fiesta colored condoms*
Do I have a nice butt?: Duh, Mss Bubble Butt. Haha. I spelled Ms with two s's. words are better withh doubbles.
If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? No. I'd point and laugh.
Do you love me?: (Do You Love Me?) Now......that I....can dance....Mashed potato....*sings to self*
AM I...
Quiet or loud? depends.
Short or Tall: *snickers*.
Weird or original: Uh hello, I mean, like how many other kids draw on their chucks? Youre so one of a kind. And weird vs original? those dont even go together.
31. Smart or stupid? "idiosyncracy" says it all.
Boring or Fun? your mom is fun!
Attractive or Unattractive? sexy lady.
DO YOU THINK I'M...
(yes or no, if u wanna say something extra say it)
A psycho? yes. like when youre all depressed and yell at your brother to shut the fuck up or youll kill him and then he hides and you bust out the maniacal laughter.
A nerd? no. Im da nerd. Yes, not "the" nerd. Da nerd.
A slut? no .
Ghetto? Dude, everyone knows I'm blackerest.
A Bitch? cough.
Two-faced? No.
40. Obnoxious? refer to question # 31
41. Immature? refer to #31, 40.
42. Mature? Refer to # 31, 40, 41.
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS
What do you think I'll be when I grow up? Tall.
*busts out laughter all late*
Do you think I'll get married? Yes.
If you do…Who do you think I'll marry? Uh....not Roy.
Who is my best friend? MY butt.
What song(if any)reminds you of me? Oh jesus. Like, half. yes, my answer was just "like half" for easy's sake (whoa..im inventing shit left and right...easy's sake haha) scarlet begonias, ska.
Do I remind you of any characters on TV? (Ralph Wiggum X Paris Hilton) / Chuck Norris
If you could rename me, what would my name be? Chiuaua Crap Face Laura Sapir.
Have you ever had a dream about me? Not about you, with you. Strangely, youre not in my dreams that much. Only random people are.
A feature that you like about me: Your butt. Your mom. Both are turn-ons.
If you could give me anything, what would it be? Negative booty.
Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot?Sometimes your good-looking, sometimes youre hot. Got me?
Would you ever kiss me? Your butt, maybe.
Do you ever think about me off-line? off-line? what....the....fuck
does this mean? are we connected to the matrix or something?
If we spent a day together…..where would we go and what would we do? I don't know. But regardless, Heckling would be involved. (we went back to citywalk and I looked for gandalf but he wain't there)
If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? Idiosyncratic.
What word do I say all the time? Like. Butt. No. Fuck.
Is there anything you'd like to say to me? yes: BAGEL.
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