Omoni: *walking to work, listening to music*
Devnada Rada Muse: *runs up in a flurry of stomping and bashes Omoni upside the head with big meaty fist of doom*
Omoni: AUGH JESUS CHRIST *swoons*
Devnada Rada Muse: WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU WRITING ME?!
Omoni: ....*rubs head*
Devnada Rada Muse: *points to music player* I KNOW YOU'RE PICTURING SCENES ( Read more... )

I drew these, so that you can figure which one is which when I whine about them.

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Slayers Muse: *ignores Omoni*
Omoni: ...hey, uh, I'd like to finish this.
Slayers Muse: *picks at fingernails*
Omoni:...please?
Slayers Muse: *ignores Omoni LOUDER*
Omoni:...um, but--
Mardimalle Muse: *suddenly materialises out of nowhere and sits on Omoni*
Omoni: AUGH JESUS CHRIST.
Mardimalle Muse: DID YA MISS ME, BITCH?!
Omoni: Fucking hell ( Read more... )

Slayers Muse: ...and that's how you'll end it.
Omoni: Uhh...don't you think that's a bit harsh?
Slayers Muse: Nonsense. It's a good end to a dark story.
Omoni: Bullshit. I'm going to get shitloads of hatemail over this.
Slayers Muse: Learn to expand a little.
Omoni:*whines* But I always have happy endings!
Slayers Muse: And it's boring!
Omoni: * ( Read more... )

The Epilogue of "Insert Witty Title" is up, hereby ENDING THIS FANFIC.

Omoni: Oh god....*dies*
Slayers Muse: Okay, you did it, but you still have several other stories you need to write. I have more ideas for "The Allure of the Night", in which--
Omoni: *screams* SHUT UP I'M EXHAUSTED!
Slayers Muse: *picks up the discarded Neo idly and starts ( Read more... )

Yesterday

Omoni: Okay, so I really want to get this done. So, like, can you help me out a bit?
Slayers Muse: *chewing on her fingernails boredly*
Omoni: Um, hello? *holding her Neo up forlornly* It needs words.
Slayers Muse: Oh, what? You want me to help you?
Omoni: WTF? T.T Come on, you've been hounding me all week, and now that I want to get ( Read more... )

Slayers Muse: *sits on Omoni* O hai!
Omoni: AUGH WTF?! *is sat on*
Slayers Muse: YOU NEED TO WRITE MOAR KTHNX! *squish*
Omoni: Gah, OKAY OKAY!! *writes while being sat on*
Slayers Muse: I will not leave until your work is done, bitch.
Omoni: T.T *writes and writes*

Needless to say, from the looks of things, Insert Witty Title here will be done by ( Read more... )