Lunatic Luau
Ok, so the Lunatic Luau was on sunday. it was freaking insane. not as awesome as it could've been b/c Brandi couldn't go, but still pretty cool. Out of all the bands that were gonna be there (i think like 20 or so), i only liked three, those being soil, saliva, and shinedown, and out of those only shinedown showed up. far as i know soil was just MIA and saliva's tour bus broke down 3 hrs. outside of memphis. nonetheless it was still awesome. unexpectedly, there were girls flashing people everywhere. o.O and lesbians making out and crowdsurfing and flashing at the same time. *double o.O* oh and also, i got caught in a mosh pit. it was nuts. one minute, i'm standing with daniel listening ot the lead singer of shinedown talk, next minute everything around me explodes into flying bodies and some dude at least twice my size slams into me and go down. as i was falling, i remember seeing daniel's shoe go flying across my face, and wondering if his foot was still inside it or not. then some random mosher tried to help me up, but i didn't have the presence of mind to stand, so he dropped me. i suppose this woke me up cause when he tried again, i was able to get up and dazedly stumble out of the pit. of and francis did a ton of crowdsurfing. he must've crowdsurfed across the entire freaking lawn or something. he got dropped like a million times too. he'd be surfing along, and i'd be watching, and suddenly his feet would go up, his head would go down, and then he'd just kinda disappear. it was hilarious. and he was like "dude, you should go up!" and i said "what, and be like you? lol". oh, and there was mud wrestling. something on the second stage got messed up, equipment crapped out or something so the band couldn't play, and there was this huge muddy area right in front of it so i guess someone got the idea to start mud wrestling. a friend of a friend of francis, this pretty hot girl, wanted to mud wrestle but she didn't wanna get her clothes too dirty so i let her borrow my shirt. when she gave it back, it was naturally covered in mud, so for the rest of the night i walked around shirtless with my shirt hanging out of the back pocket of my camo pants. oh and near the and when slipknot was up liz had to leave early, so she gave me her 2 seat tickets and was like "find a girl and go sit down there with her!" so then i spent like an hour wandering the lawn, getting weird looks from people as i tried to find a girl who was all by herself. naturally, it didn't work. so instead i found 2 hot girls and was like "hey, want two seat tickets?" and one of them, (her friend was turned around and i guess didn't hear me) was like "huh? uh...yeah! ^^" and she had this delightfully stunned look on her face. so i handed them to her, then mysteriously disappeared into a crowd when she turned around to share the news with her friend. heh. i hope they had fun. now, to a survey that i've decided to steal from brandi's d-x. http://capricia.diary-x.com .
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: to be a scientist. or a video game programmer. or a writer.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: haha i was such a geek. still am. XDDDD being a geek rocks, for the most part.
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? ...no. thats creepy.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? verrrrrrry far considering i'm still in high school.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? hm...its tempting. XD
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? hm....not sure. perhaps something with a girl who loves geeks and it would have to have a girl who loves geeks. and an actual plot, and a good one at that. with lots of twists and turns and literary references. porn for the thinking man. lmao.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? "p|20n for the 1337" XD
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? video game programmer. or well-paid DBA for a cool company. (for career). for a job right now, i'd be happy with just working at best buy.
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? uh...sure why not. as long as it doesn't get leaked around to everyone and their mother, i guess there's nothing wrong with it.
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
(Note: All mentions of work in this section are actually referring to school.)
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Yes. though perhaps not in the more traditional catholic sense.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? well since i'm a virgin, i'm thinking its the latter.
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? now THAT'S surreal. uh...i don't really know.
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? eh....i don't have any friends like that. but if i did, i suppose...well, i dunno what i'd do. i guess just let her do her thing.
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? verbally flay them in a debate that totally exposes their complete and utter ignorance.
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? well, panicking isn't my thing, and i'm pretty firm in my religion, so i suppose party. and get laid. good idea, brandi.
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK why am i here? this sucks.
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK why am i going home? dammit, this sucks too!
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH i didn't have a lunch last year nor will i this year. but if i'm at work, i start counting soon as i start working.
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? i don't like coffee much, but i do like those starbucks frappucino things.
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? please God let me win the lottery! 5.35 an hour freaking blows.
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? probably, but only if they could convince me to wear the eckerd uniform cause most of the people that come in are old people who're probably pretty religious.
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? my boss is a middle-aged black guy. i have no idea, nor do i care or want to know.
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? hell no
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Yeah...
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? no its a van and its this irritating purplish maroon color with htis fake wood crap peeling off the sides and oxidized paint everywhere.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? my car doesn't deserve a name. except maybe POS. but if i had a nice car i'd name it. not sure what, yet.
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? nope
5. ON YOUR CAR? nope.
6. WITH YOUR CAR? maybe if i had a nice car...o.O
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? o.O
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? KENSHIN ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!! w00t! or maybe amon from witch hunter robin...hm...its iffy.
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? well, i'm the sort of person who'd die to save a total stranger. so if i had a girlfriend, definitely.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? well survivor's not that bad, so yeah.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? uh...i guess it would depend on if they liked survivor or not.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? with my luck? something randomly useless, like a piece of moldy cheese.
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? in the words of matt, BRING ON THE BARBECUE!!! XDDD lol.
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? huh? fuck? what fuck?
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION i'm a virgin, so i haven't a clue.
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES wow...um...lmao. see above.
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN the "sticking my fork into the chicken, ripping off a chunk, and eating it after its been prepared and cooked" position.
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? ok, first of all, they're called chocobos. don't dis final fantasy. second of all, thats pretty messed up.
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? none.
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? o.O
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR red or black
2. PICK A CONDOM One that works...? LOL, the Warm Sensations Free Samples because i could get them from my brother for free.
3. PICK A SONG Pardon Me by Incubus.
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION Japan.
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? i suppose. sure, why not. but only if its with someone i like.
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? whats a gai? i suppose i'd get a neopet or something and probably end up letting it die repeatedly b/c i'd be too busy and/or lazy to check up on it.
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird?
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Dinner. that works. less work.
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT uh...i guess it depends.
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT a lot of things.
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT uh...
OKAY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DONE.
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: to be a scientist. or a video game programmer. or a writer.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: haha i was such a geek. still am. XDDDD being a geek rocks, for the most part.
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? ...no. thats creepy.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? verrrrrrry far considering i'm still in high school.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? hm...its tempting. XD
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? hm....not sure. perhaps something with a girl who loves geeks and it would have to have a girl who loves geeks. and an actual plot, and a good one at that. with lots of twists and turns and literary references. porn for the thinking man. lmao.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? "p|20n for the 1337" XD
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? video game programmer. or well-paid DBA for a cool company. (for career). for a job right now, i'd be happy with just working at best buy.
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? uh...sure why not. as long as it doesn't get leaked around to everyone and their mother, i guess there's nothing wrong with it.
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
(Note: All mentions of work in this section are actually referring to school.)
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Yes. though perhaps not in the more traditional catholic sense.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? well since i'm a virgin, i'm thinking its the latter.
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? now THAT'S surreal. uh...i don't really know.
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? eh....i don't have any friends like that. but if i did, i suppose...well, i dunno what i'd do. i guess just let her do her thing.
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? verbally flay them in a debate that totally exposes their complete and utter ignorance.
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? well, panicking isn't my thing, and i'm pretty firm in my religion, so i suppose party. and get laid. good idea, brandi.
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK why am i here? this sucks.
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK why am i going home? dammit, this sucks too!
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH i didn't have a lunch last year nor will i this year. but if i'm at work, i start counting soon as i start working.
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? i don't like coffee much, but i do like those starbucks frappucino things.
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? please God let me win the lottery! 5.35 an hour freaking blows.
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? probably, but only if they could convince me to wear the eckerd uniform cause most of the people that come in are old people who're probably pretty religious.
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? my boss is a middle-aged black guy. i have no idea, nor do i care or want to know.
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? hell no
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Yeah...
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? no its a van and its this irritating purplish maroon color with htis fake wood crap peeling off the sides and oxidized paint everywhere.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? my car doesn't deserve a name. except maybe POS. but if i had a nice car i'd name it. not sure what, yet.
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? nope
5. ON YOUR CAR? nope.
6. WITH YOUR CAR? maybe if i had a nice car...o.O
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? o.O
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? KENSHIN ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!! w00t! or maybe amon from witch hunter robin...hm...its iffy.
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? well, i'm the sort of person who'd die to save a total stranger. so if i had a girlfriend, definitely.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? well survivor's not that bad, so yeah.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? uh...i guess it would depend on if they liked survivor or not.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? with my luck? something randomly useless, like a piece of moldy cheese.
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? in the words of matt, BRING ON THE BARBECUE!!! XDDD lol.
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? huh? fuck? what fuck?
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION i'm a virgin, so i haven't a clue.
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES wow...um...lmao. see above.
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN the "sticking my fork into the chicken, ripping off a chunk, and eating it after its been prepared and cooked" position.
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? ok, first of all, they're called chocobos. don't dis final fantasy. second of all, thats pretty messed up.
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? none.
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? o.O
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR red or black
2. PICK A CONDOM One that works...? LOL, the Warm Sensations Free Samples because i could get them from my brother for free.
3. PICK A SONG Pardon Me by Incubus.
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION Japan.
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? i suppose. sure, why not. but only if its with someone i like.
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? whats a gai? i suppose i'd get a neopet or something and probably end up letting it die repeatedly b/c i'd be too busy and/or lazy to check up on it.
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird?
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Dinner. that works. less work.
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT uh...i guess it depends.
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT a lot of things.
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT uh...
OKAY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DONE.