babies - incomplete
† Babies (1/2)
B.A.P | OT6; ninja!Yongguk/Himchan | AU; humor? | 2k+w
Maknae line is only young... twice.
a/n: well only two of them, lol. (~￣▽￣)~ // not really feeling this, too much rambling and stuff, probs delete it later.
Youngjae wasn't really fond of the younger boys' idea but he ended up going along with it. Why and how? Ae-fucking-gyo. He sighed, remembering how it all started.
Earlier that same day, Jongup and Zelo had burst into the room where Youngjae was. Giddily, they hurried to the latter who was sitting on the bed wiping the screen of his iPad diligently.
"Hyung!" Zelo jumped on Youngjae's bed, his elbow crashing into the older boy's rib. He lost his grip onto the device (his baby!) and watched it tumble off his lap, to the edge of the bed and god, please no. Youngjae froze and his heart stopped but sighs in relief a second after. Jongup catches it and saves the day.
Well, not exactly. Jongup handed the iPad back and there's chocolate marks all over the screen. He shuts his eyes and rubs his temples in frustration; he opened them again when he felt something bump against his knee. It was Zelo; he somehow managed to get tangled with Youngjae's blanket and is squirming trying to get himself free.
"Zelo!" Youngjae growled and yanked the blanket in annoyance. It was supposed to be his day off; it was too early and he just wants some peace and quiet with his beloved baby (and porn, but no one need to know that). He pushed Zelo; the younger rolls off the bed and lands by Jongup who is giggling uncontrollably, why? Maybe because of the chocolate.
Youngjae huffed irritably and crossed his arms. "Quiet!" he hisses and the two boys messing around on the floor stops and sits properly, legs crossed and backs straight. Jongup swears he could make out a vein on the elder’s forehead pulsating.
The silence stretched for a few moments. Youngjae was glaring down at the two boys while they innocently stare up back at him with doe eyes and Youngjae just wants to punch them for being so adorable. But he could not. They're too adorable to punch and plus, Yongguk's giant knuckle marks might end up anywhere in his body if he touches Zelo, his beautiful perfect creation. He sighed. "What do you want?"
"Hyung, we want to be babies!"
Youngjae stared dumbly at them. What.
"You mean like the earthling fans? You want to be fans?"
Jongup shook his head furiously before grinning at the elder. "Babies! You know, those cute little earthlings that go 'goo goo ga ga'!"
"Zelo wants to be a baby too!"
Youngjae tilted his head in confusion. "Yah, the Commander told you to not eat anything you find on the floor. What did you eat now?" His head throbbed. He could not keep up with the dumb that is happening.
"Nothing! You know Zico hyung?" Jongup grinned. Youngjae stared, who?
"The bald guy?"
"The one from Planet BNS?"
Ah! Youngjae nodded indicating he knows what Jongup was talking about.
"Well Jaehyo hyung, the duck Commander in their squad told us that Zico hyung turned two of their members into babies!" Youngjae could see those twinkly things in Jongup's eyes, determined to turn into a baby too. He didn't want to say it's impossible and break younger's heart so he asked "how?"
Jongup whipped his head towards Zelo who was slumped forward, his ass up in the air. Still smiling wildly, the grinning boy pushed Zelo's ass with his foot and the latter rolled under Youngjae's bed only to slide back out with a Playboy magazine in his hands. Jongup and Zelo examined the cover of the glossy magazine in wonder. Jongup’s head tilts to the side, points and asks “Hyung why is her butt showing?”
“Scanning. Scanning. Complete. This is the magazine Yongguk hyung’s looking for!” Zelo blurted out. Youngjae’s eyes nearly popped out of his head; he snatches the magazine away and sat on it.
“Hyung are you okay? Your face is red like a cherry tomato!” Jongup gasped pointing at Youngjae’s face and with that, Zelo jumped and tackles the older boy shouting “cherry tomatoes mine!” as he bit and nibbled on Youngjae’s cheek. The elder flailed, demanding Jongup to pull the youngest off of him since he was too strong and when Zelo gets his hands on something it’s impossible to get him to let go.
When Jongup finally managed to get Zelo off of Youngjae, the older boy seemed to be fuming and Jongup thinks he can see Zelo's spit on Youngjae's cheek condense. Sensing danger from the elder, he pulled Zelo to the floor and tells him to behave and be quiet; they wait for Youngjae to calm down.
Youngjae raked his fingers down his face. He glared at the boys sitting in front of him; he doesn't want to be involved with ridiculous earthling crap and stupid babies. He just wanted it to be over so he could go back to his beloved porn movies. "How are you going to turn into babies?"
Jongup and Zelo grinned ear to ear and take out a little bottle that has a red bold exclamation mark as its label. Youngjae takes it in between his fingers and examined the colourless liquid it contained. His brows furrow, not quite sure if he should help them or not since the he's was not knowledgeable about the strange substance. Anything could go wrong and he doesn't want to get into trouble with the commanders and the viceroy. He sighed. "Did they tell you how to use it?"
"Yeah, they just said that we have to drink it with coke." Jongup chirped, practically bouncing on his ass.
"If you knew how to use it then why are you asking me for help?" Youngjae rubbed his temples.
"Because the other hyungs are going to be mad and we need you to cover for us!" Before Youngjae could say no, Jongup and Zelo puffed their cheeks and pouted "hyuuung~"
They ended up in the kitchen a few minutes later with a large bottle of coke, two cups, and two tiny bottles that Jaehyo supplied Jongup and Zelo. And to be honest, Youngjae was not feeling up to it but he had to! Or he'll lose respect from his dongsaengs.
Jongup filled the cups with coke as he bounced on the balls of his feet, humming some annoyingly cheery tune that Youngjae easily blocked away with his headphones. He watched the two pour the liquid into their drinks and gulped it down in unison.
The threesome waited for the drug to take effect but nothing happened. Jongup's smile faltered and Youngjae hated seeing the cheery bubbly kid being all bleh. Youngjae marched over to Zelo and shoves his hand deep into the latter’s pocket and grabbed another little bottle with the colourless substance; filled a cup with coke before dumping all the contents into it and guzzled it down. Youngjae did not notice the worried looks Jongup and Zelo threw at him with all the buzzing he hearing, he felt as if his skin was shrinking, everything becoming so small. “Hyu- “
Youngjae only got to see Jongup mouthing the words as his vision blurred with Jongup reaching out for him.
Yongguk bursts into the dorm, kicking the front door open with cucumbers both in his hands; he rolls into the entrance and shoots non-existent enemies with the vegetables in his grasp.
“Cle-“ Yongguk’s deep raspy voice is interrupted by Himchan who took the cucumbers off his hands and whacks his shoulders with it until he falls to the ground with an annoyed Himchan towering over him.
“Go help Daehyun get the remaining bags.” Before Yongguk could say no, he gets another hit to his shoulder, he does not move. A hit to the chest, he does not move. A hit to the stomach, he does not move. Himchan smirks, pulling his arm back as possible and Yongguk sees the mischievous glint in Himchan’s eyes that is clearly aimed at his-
“Fine!” He growls and bumps his shoulder against Himchan’s as he walks by. Himchan stabs the cucumber in Yongguk’s ass making the latter run out of the dorm in a blink of an eye.
Yongguk and Daehyun comes back to see a stunned Himchan who is standing by the marble island in the middle of the kitchen with his mouth agape. Yongguk raises a brow at the commander and peers over the younger's shoulder. He freezes.
"What the fuck is that?" Yongguk reels back taking a spatula from the counter behind him and blocks his body with it.
"I think it's what earthlings call a 'baby'." Daehyun says matter-of-factly behind his mask as he approaches Himchan with his video camera god knows where it came from. Daehyun peers around Himchan, making sure his body is behind the taller boy; he looks at the video camera's screen, innocent eyes looks into the lens and smiles with its eyes crinkling into crescent moon shapes, letting out a small giggle that made Daehyun jump slightly. He zooms out of the baby's face and examines the surroundings; the baby is on a pile of clothes, familiar clothes but he can't put his finger on it. He sees another pile of clothes nearby, it moves then a tiny head peaks out with loose blonde curls.
To Yongguk's dismay, Himchan squats in front of the 'babies' and smiles so wide he could have mistaken Himchan's mouth as a hanger.
"Hey, don't touch it. What if they bite your hand off or something! We still haven't done research on earthling babies yet!" Yongguk swats Himchan's ass with the spatula. He stops and freezes; he hears Himchan make probably the cutest, no not cutest but very weird un-Matonian sound: 'aww'
Daehyun ignores the two elders and closely inspects the clothes littered on the floor. To Daehyun, they seem to be really famili- then he spots 'Moon Jongup' pinned on the shirt. "It's Jongup and Zelo." Daehyun points out making Yongguk and Himchan stop at stare incredulously at him.
"That's impossible! Zelo can't be a baby. He's a robot!" Yongguk hand comes up to his chin and unconsciously pokes Himchan's back and shoulder with the cooking utensil, the latter doesn't seem to mind as he stares at the babies in front of him in awe. Himchan steps closer to the now-baby Zelo, the child looks up to the Commander and blinks rapidly.
“Well I don’t really care. Look how cute he is!” Himchan coos as he picks Zelo up along with the oversized clothes and cradles him in his arms. Himchan pokes a finger in Zelo’s dimple and the latter lets out a tiny giggle.
“I didn’t programme Zelo to do that! What the fu-“ Before Yongguk could finish the sentence, Himchan grabs the spatula from the warrior’s meaty hand and starts whacking him with it, growling ‘watch your language’. “So much for being a pacifist.” Yongguk mutters earning a jab of the utensil’s handle to his stomach.
Daehyun rolls his eyes at the elders and turns his attention to the now baby Jongup who is staring up curiously at him. He squats down in front of the baby, tucking his video camera away in his hoodie. The older boy leans in, closely inspecting the round baby face, the cute button nose and those adorable doe brown eyes, his brows furrowing for associating Jongup with cute, he couldn't stand the kid for him being all smiley and cheerily following their stupid Commander's every stupid order. Daehyun watches as Jongup's tiny frame shake and bubbly sounds started coming out of his mouth; his big rounded eyes crinkling into small crescent shapes and reaches a small hand to Daehyun. Daehyun's first instinct is to move away from the touch but he regrets it after. He watches as Jongup's lower lip protrude and started to quiver, and moisture starts to appear in the corners of the latter's eyes.
And he wails.
Daehyun loses his balance and lands on his butt with Yongguk shouting 'turn it off!' as he scurries away to the living room away from the horrible sound. He looks up to Himchan who didn't pay attention to them as he plays with Zelo who is clinging onto the elder's face, tiny fingers all over the latter's cheeks. Daehyun sighs in defeat and turns back to the crying Jongup and to be honest, it is his first time seeing the younger male cry since all the kid did was smile 24/7 and it makes Daehyun feel bad. He adjusts the mask on his face securely before hooking his hands under Jongup's underarms and hoists him up eye level with him but makes sure that there's an arm length distance between them. He doesn't know what to do next but at least he made the kid stop crying and is now currently blinking curiously at him with his long full eyelashes fluttering on the tops of his cheekbones.
A full minute of exchanging stares, the oversized shirt falls off Jongup's tiny frame down to the floor and Daehyun's eyes follow it until it makes a quiet plopping sound. He sighs as looks back up to the still smiling baby Jongup.
"Hyung, we need some baby clothes." Daehyun looks at their Commander, whose cheeks are now covered with Zelo's saliva; Daehyun decides that the elder doesn't give a flying fuck on whatever is happening and keeps on petting the kid's head.
To Daehyun's dismay, it seems like he's stuck with baby Jongup as Himchan is busy with the baby robot, Yongguk's somewhere hiding and Youngjae's probably at his favourite music store.
Today's going to be a long day.
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a/n: this has been rotting on my drafts for 4 months now.. e__e explains why everything is in warrior era OTL.
what happens to youngjae
B.A.P | OT6; ninja!Yongguk/Himchan | AU; humor? | 2k+w
Maknae line is only young... twice.
a/n: well only two of them, lol. (~￣▽￣)~ // not really feeling this, too much rambling and stuff, probs delete it later.
Youngjae wasn't really fond of the younger boys' idea but he ended up going along with it. Why and how? Ae-fucking-gyo. He sighed, remembering how it all started.
Earlier that same day, Jongup and Zelo had burst into the room where Youngjae was. Giddily, they hurried to the latter who was sitting on the bed wiping the screen of his iPad diligently.
"Hyung!" Zelo jumped on Youngjae's bed, his elbow crashing into the older boy's rib. He lost his grip onto the device (his baby!) and watched it tumble off his lap, to the edge of the bed and god, please no. Youngjae froze and his heart stopped but sighs in relief a second after. Jongup catches it and saves the day.
Well, not exactly. Jongup handed the iPad back and there's chocolate marks all over the screen. He shuts his eyes and rubs his temples in frustration; he opened them again when he felt something bump against his knee. It was Zelo; he somehow managed to get tangled with Youngjae's blanket and is squirming trying to get himself free.
"Zelo!" Youngjae growled and yanked the blanket in annoyance. It was supposed to be his day off; it was too early and he just wants some peace and quiet with his beloved baby (and porn, but no one need to know that). He pushed Zelo; the younger rolls off the bed and lands by Jongup who is giggling uncontrollably, why? Maybe because of the chocolate.
Youngjae huffed irritably and crossed his arms. "Quiet!" he hisses and the two boys messing around on the floor stops and sits properly, legs crossed and backs straight. Jongup swears he could make out a vein on the elder’s forehead pulsating.
The silence stretched for a few moments. Youngjae was glaring down at the two boys while they innocently stare up back at him with doe eyes and Youngjae just wants to punch them for being so adorable. But he could not. They're too adorable to punch and plus, Yongguk's giant knuckle marks might end up anywhere in his body if he touches Zelo, his beautiful perfect creation. He sighed. "What do you want?"
"Hyung, we want to be babies!"
Youngjae stared dumbly at them. What.
"You mean like the earthling fans? You want to be fans?"
Jongup shook his head furiously before grinning at the elder. "Babies! You know, those cute little earthlings that go 'goo goo ga ga'!"
"Zelo wants to be a baby too!"
Youngjae tilted his head in confusion. "Yah, the Commander told you to not eat anything you find on the floor. What did you eat now?" His head throbbed. He could not keep up with the dumb that is happening.
"Nothing! You know Zico hyung?" Jongup grinned. Youngjae stared, who?
"The bald guy?"
"The one from Planet BNS?"
Ah! Youngjae nodded indicating he knows what Jongup was talking about.
"Well Jaehyo hyung, the duck Commander in their squad told us that Zico hyung turned two of their members into babies!" Youngjae could see those twinkly things in Jongup's eyes, determined to turn into a baby too. He didn't want to say it's impossible and break younger's heart so he asked "how?"
Jongup whipped his head towards Zelo who was slumped forward, his ass up in the air. Still smiling wildly, the grinning boy pushed Zelo's ass with his foot and the latter rolled under Youngjae's bed only to slide back out with a Playboy magazine in his hands. Jongup and Zelo examined the cover of the glossy magazine in wonder. Jongup’s head tilts to the side, points and asks “Hyung why is her butt showing?”
“Scanning. Scanning. Complete. This is the magazine Yongguk hyung’s looking for!” Zelo blurted out. Youngjae’s eyes nearly popped out of his head; he snatches the magazine away and sat on it.
“Hyung are you okay? Your face is red like a cherry tomato!” Jongup gasped pointing at Youngjae’s face and with that, Zelo jumped and tackles the older boy shouting “cherry tomatoes mine!” as he bit and nibbled on Youngjae’s cheek. The elder flailed, demanding Jongup to pull the youngest off of him since he was too strong and when Zelo gets his hands on something it’s impossible to get him to let go.
When Jongup finally managed to get Zelo off of Youngjae, the older boy seemed to be fuming and Jongup thinks he can see Zelo's spit on Youngjae's cheek condense. Sensing danger from the elder, he pulled Zelo to the floor and tells him to behave and be quiet; they wait for Youngjae to calm down.
Youngjae raked his fingers down his face. He glared at the boys sitting in front of him; he doesn't want to be involved with ridiculous earthling crap and stupid babies. He just wanted it to be over so he could go back to his beloved porn movies. "How are you going to turn into babies?"
Jongup and Zelo grinned ear to ear and take out a little bottle that has a red bold exclamation mark as its label. Youngjae takes it in between his fingers and examined the colourless liquid it contained. His brows furrow, not quite sure if he should help them or not since the he's was not knowledgeable about the strange substance. Anything could go wrong and he doesn't want to get into trouble with the commanders and the viceroy. He sighed. "Did they tell you how to use it?"
"Yeah, they just said that we have to drink it with coke." Jongup chirped, practically bouncing on his ass.
"If you knew how to use it then why are you asking me for help?" Youngjae rubbed his temples.
"Because the other hyungs are going to be mad and we need you to cover for us!" Before Youngjae could say no, Jongup and Zelo puffed their cheeks and pouted "hyuuung~"
They ended up in the kitchen a few minutes later with a large bottle of coke, two cups, and two tiny bottles that Jaehyo supplied Jongup and Zelo. And to be honest, Youngjae was not feeling up to it but he had to! Or he'll lose respect from his dongsaengs.
Jongup filled the cups with coke as he bounced on the balls of his feet, humming some annoyingly cheery tune that Youngjae easily blocked away with his headphones. He watched the two pour the liquid into their drinks and gulped it down in unison.
The threesome waited for the drug to take effect but nothing happened. Jongup's smile faltered and Youngjae hated seeing the cheery bubbly kid being all bleh. Youngjae marched over to Zelo and shoves his hand deep into the latter’s pocket and grabbed another little bottle with the colourless substance; filled a cup with coke before dumping all the contents into it and guzzled it down. Youngjae did not notice the worried looks Jongup and Zelo threw at him with all the buzzing he hearing, he felt as if his skin was shrinking, everything becoming so small. “Hyu- “
Youngjae only got to see Jongup mouthing the words as his vision blurred with Jongup reaching out for him.
Yongguk bursts into the dorm, kicking the front door open with cucumbers both in his hands; he rolls into the entrance and shoots non-existent enemies with the vegetables in his grasp.
“Cle-“ Yongguk’s deep raspy voice is interrupted by Himchan who took the cucumbers off his hands and whacks his shoulders with it until he falls to the ground with an annoyed Himchan towering over him.
“Go help Daehyun get the remaining bags.” Before Yongguk could say no, he gets another hit to his shoulder, he does not move. A hit to the chest, he does not move. A hit to the stomach, he does not move. Himchan smirks, pulling his arm back as possible and Yongguk sees the mischievous glint in Himchan’s eyes that is clearly aimed at his-
“Fine!” He growls and bumps his shoulder against Himchan’s as he walks by. Himchan stabs the cucumber in Yongguk’s ass making the latter run out of the dorm in a blink of an eye.
Yongguk and Daehyun comes back to see a stunned Himchan who is standing by the marble island in the middle of the kitchen with his mouth agape. Yongguk raises a brow at the commander and peers over the younger's shoulder. He freezes.
"What the fuck is that?" Yongguk reels back taking a spatula from the counter behind him and blocks his body with it.
"I think it's what earthlings call a 'baby'." Daehyun says matter-of-factly behind his mask as he approaches Himchan with his video camera god knows where it came from. Daehyun peers around Himchan, making sure his body is behind the taller boy; he looks at the video camera's screen, innocent eyes looks into the lens and smiles with its eyes crinkling into crescent moon shapes, letting out a small giggle that made Daehyun jump slightly. He zooms out of the baby's face and examines the surroundings; the baby is on a pile of clothes, familiar clothes but he can't put his finger on it. He sees another pile of clothes nearby, it moves then a tiny head peaks out with loose blonde curls.
To Yongguk's dismay, Himchan squats in front of the 'babies' and smiles so wide he could have mistaken Himchan's mouth as a hanger.
"Hey, don't touch it. What if they bite your hand off or something! We still haven't done research on earthling babies yet!" Yongguk swats Himchan's ass with the spatula. He stops and freezes; he hears Himchan make probably the cutest, no not cutest but very weird un-Matonian sound: 'aww'
Daehyun ignores the two elders and closely inspects the clothes littered on the floor. To Daehyun, they seem to be really famili- then he spots 'Moon Jongup' pinned on the shirt. "It's Jongup and Zelo." Daehyun points out making Yongguk and Himchan stop at stare incredulously at him.
"That's impossible! Zelo can't be a baby. He's a robot!" Yongguk hand comes up to his chin and unconsciously pokes Himchan's back and shoulder with the cooking utensil, the latter doesn't seem to mind as he stares at the babies in front of him in awe. Himchan steps closer to the now-baby Zelo, the child looks up to the Commander and blinks rapidly.
“Well I don’t really care. Look how cute he is!” Himchan coos as he picks Zelo up along with the oversized clothes and cradles him in his arms. Himchan pokes a finger in Zelo’s dimple and the latter lets out a tiny giggle.
“I didn’t programme Zelo to do that! What the fu-“ Before Yongguk could finish the sentence, Himchan grabs the spatula from the warrior’s meaty hand and starts whacking him with it, growling ‘watch your language’. “So much for being a pacifist.” Yongguk mutters earning a jab of the utensil’s handle to his stomach.
Daehyun rolls his eyes at the elders and turns his attention to the now baby Jongup who is staring up curiously at him. He squats down in front of the baby, tucking his video camera away in his hoodie. The older boy leans in, closely inspecting the round baby face, the cute button nose and those adorable doe brown eyes, his brows furrowing for associating Jongup with cute, he couldn't stand the kid for him being all smiley and cheerily following their stupid Commander's every stupid order. Daehyun watches as Jongup's tiny frame shake and bubbly sounds started coming out of his mouth; his big rounded eyes crinkling into small crescent shapes and reaches a small hand to Daehyun. Daehyun's first instinct is to move away from the touch but he regrets it after. He watches as Jongup's lower lip protrude and started to quiver, and moisture starts to appear in the corners of the latter's eyes.
And he wails.
Daehyun loses his balance and lands on his butt with Yongguk shouting 'turn it off!' as he scurries away to the living room away from the horrible sound. He looks up to Himchan who didn't pay attention to them as he plays with Zelo who is clinging onto the elder's face, tiny fingers all over the latter's cheeks. Daehyun sighs in defeat and turns back to the crying Jongup and to be honest, it is his first time seeing the younger male cry since all the kid did was smile 24/7 and it makes Daehyun feel bad. He adjusts the mask on his face securely before hooking his hands under Jongup's underarms and hoists him up eye level with him but makes sure that there's an arm length distance between them. He doesn't know what to do next but at least he made the kid stop crying and is now currently blinking curiously at him with his long full eyelashes fluttering on the tops of his cheekbones.
A full minute of exchanging stares, the oversized shirt falls off Jongup's tiny frame down to the floor and Daehyun's eyes follow it until it makes a quiet plopping sound. He sighs as looks back up to the still smiling baby Jongup.
"Hyung, we need some baby clothes." Daehyun looks at their Commander, whose cheeks are now covered with Zelo's saliva; Daehyun decides that the elder doesn't give a flying fuck on whatever is happening and keeps on petting the kid's head.
To Daehyun's dismay, it seems like he's stuck with baby Jongup as Himchan is busy with the baby robot, Yongguk's somewhere hiding and Youngjae's probably at his favourite music store.
Today's going to be a long day.
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a/n: this has been rotting on my drafts for 4 months now.. e__e explains why everything is in warrior era OTL.
what happens to youngjae