Today is not going to be good.

[omnomsnackoos]

I didn't fall asleep until 4AM.
It's pouring down rain.
The crime scene I'm at is outside.
I forgot my umbrella.
For some reason, even though it's in the middle of a crosswalk, no one noticed the dead body until 9AM this morning, so the crime scene has been pretty much ruined by the rain.

At least I remembered to grab my snackoos. *sigh*

Comments

[yahaributz]

You know, as a professional crossing guard, it was only a matter of time 'till I found it.

[omnomsnackoos]

Say, Larry, what time do you start work as a crossing guard, anyway?

[yahaributz]

Well... you see...

[yahaributz]

I was on a date with my girlfriend, so I walked her across the street.

[yahaributz]

But then...

then...

[yahaributz]

SHE DUMPED ME.

AndIlookeddown.

[omnomsnackoos]

...That doesn't answer my question. What time did you start work at?

[hitokiripolish]

My, my. What an eventful morning.

[yahaributz]

Well... you know...

what time is it right now?

[omnomsnackoos]

.....Just about 8:40PM.

[yahaributz]

............................

7 in the morning?

[omnomsnackoos]

And you didn't notice the body until 9AM?

[yahaributz]

Well I was walking my girlfriend...

[omnomsnackoos]

...Weren't you suppose to be watching the crosswalk?

[yahaributz]

Actually, it's more like watching for passing vehicles, you know

[omnomsnackoos]

.....Go home, Larry.