Ugh.

[omnomsnackoos]

To the man on the number 35 bus this morning

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[hellyeahshark]

Y'know, I wouldn't mind walkin' you to work sometimes if you'd like some protection.

[omnomsnackoos]

This doesn't usually happen, though. Weird things have just been happening all day.

[hellyeahshark]

Oh yeah? Tell me more!

[omnomsnackoos]

Well, for instance, I went to Eldoon's for lunch today since I forgot to make one, and the noodles just... weren't salty. It was very strange. Normally I have to tell him to go easy on the salt, but I didn't even see him add any.

[hellyeahshark]

Keep talkin' baby, I'm writing lyrics of this.

[omnomsnackoos]

Well, I... wait, what?

[hellyeahshark]

I heard the best inspiration comes from fine ladies like yourself.

[omnomsnackoos]

Oh, uh, ok.
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Well, also, today I MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH and this guy just out of no where MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH I mean, what is with MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH today?

[hellyeahshark]

I uh, can't really hear you babe, maybe you should just talk before eatin'...

[omnomsnackoos]

..Sorry.
Anyway, that Wocky kid came into the office today yelling, "Arrest me! Arrest me!" but when we asked him why, he didn't even have a reason. I mean, I've had weird days at the office, but people don't just come in confessing about nothing, you know? I mean, you must know, you're a detective too.

[hellyeahshark]

Aw yeah, that's gonna make a great chorus. "Arrest Me! Arrest Me!" and then a sweet guitar riff, yeaaah.

[omnomsnackoos]

[omnomsnackoos]

Anyway, how are things? I haven't seen Klavier very much since you two have been practicing so much lately.

[hellyeahshark]

Well we gotta take a lot of time recording babe, you should know how much of a perfectionist Gavin is. I swear he's made me do this one solo about thirty times...

[omnomsnackoos]

I can see him doing that. I guess that's just what makes him such a great musician among other things.

[hellyeahshark]