Day TWENTY-SIX is saved, thanks to ME via VIDEO

[omnomfuckyeah]

[he's breathing heavily, clutching his chest, feeling the heartbeat of a human being rather than the flow of Washington DC; he hiccups, and those are totally not tears bubbling up in his eyes]

I...I can't...[he rocks on his bed, the LP sitting at an angle on a side table, and he looks at his hands, opening and closing them, examining them with the

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[Video] Here have another hero heroing it up to your hero

[note_atem]

Usually when a "hero" loses, it's because he's failed to learn something important; and it happens more often than you seem to think.

[Video] try saying that ten times fast

[omnomfuckyeah]

[he looks very much like he wants to punch you in the face]

Shut up. I'm the United Sta--[he stops, horrified look here, and he slumps] was the United States of America! A world power! The hero of every other nation on the planet! Not even the communists could bring me down!

[Video] TRIES AND FAILS.

[note_atem]

I know it is upsetting, but perhaps all you need do to gain back your power is learn why it was taken away in the first place.

[He seems to think for a moment] On the other hand...

Jing has informed me that this is simply another event of the island. So perhaps things will go back to natural in due time.

[Video] 1/2 ...SAME.

[omnomfuckyeah]

So I lost one war to communism, is that it? I haven't lost the entire damn thing, I'm gonna win! Freedom and what is good will always triumph over--

[Video] 2/2

[omnomfuckyeah]

[sorry for that babbling, now he looks immensely relieved. Like. Ridiculously so.]

Really?! I'll be a country again soon?

[he laughs weakly, it's about as much as he can, and he's still not done when he speaks again]

Oh, Salkia, you can't bring a hero down! Ha ha ha! Nice try!