Day TWENTY is saved, thanks to ME via VIDEO

[omnomfuckyeah]

[the LP's attached to his hip, looking down at his feet which are noticeably smaller and not his]

Alright...gotta test this out, this can't be happening...

[a click is heard, coming from off-screen, and the body in view is trembling] South Dakota...I'm sorry if it's really you.

[INSERT FUCKING LOUD GUNSHOT HERE. And a nice view of a shot left

Comments

[kaiser_in_rehab]

Ah.....A-AMERICA-SAN?!

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[omnomfuckyeah]

I shot my foot to see if I was hallucinating the not-feeling-pain-thing!

[kaiser_in_rehab]

But....you..you're bleeding! I'm going to get help. Stay there, and still, got it?!

[omnomfuckyeah]

Woah woah woah! I got it, Itchy-joe-G! You don't go around fighting wars without knowing this kind of stuff!

[kaiser_in_rehab]

Just...just Ken.

You shot yourself in the foot. Sorry, but I don't think I can believe you right this minute.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Okay!

Why not? I'm not crazy or anything! I just shot my foot, nothing to worry about! I'm the hero!

[kaiser_in_rehab]

Heroes don't shoot themselves! That's not even your body, and there's blood on the floor now....mmm. I'm going to get help. There's no way you can take care of that, you'll probably faint or something soon!

[omnomfuckyeah]

To make sure that they're still able to be the hero, then they do! I didn't know it wasn't my body! Just thought I got shorter.

...If you're gonna go find help, then just do it. I've got it wrapped up for now.

[kaiser_in_rehab]

You can't be a hero if you shoot yourself! I don't even know if you'll be able to walk for a while now.

I will. Make sure it's tied tight.

[omnomfuckyeah]

[Damn. You got him.]

It's tight.