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[The feed turns on, showing a nice view of the ceiling, as well as an object that was very close to the camera. If you tilted your head a bit, it might even look like the bottom of your bed, or something similar to it. That’s all that shows, though you can hear the whines of a dog. Or... is it? Maybe an adult man trying to sound like a dog
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[This is... rather bizarre if he's honest, but he recgnises that letter, or the R on it anyway.]
Are you at HQ?
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[ What is that D: ]
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[The sarcasm is audible, most likely because he's still not entirely grasped you weren't quite human before you came here.]
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[ what is the alphabet, he doesn't know this stuff. ]
Buil..ding... building?
[ He's kind of :????ing right now.... plz explain more ]
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[He won't get angry, not just yet. This person is obviously rather... special.]
R. That thing on the paper. In red. R. And a building is- do you really not know what a building is?
[How can you not know what a building is?]
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.... Paper???
[ OH WAIT THAT PAPER... hold on he's just going to get it. Uhmmmm wait. Kind of.. picking it up with his mouth here it is :B
....it's not his fault he doesn't know buildings, okay. He's. He's very special. ]
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Yes, good. That paper. It has an R on it. That red thing is an R.
[One question over and done with.]
A building is like a shelter, apart from more permanent and build with stroger materials. Like a castle or house or tower block.
... Please tell me you have heard of those things.
[He's not entirely sure what he'll do if you haven't (apart from turn the 'Gear off considering you're within walking distance).]
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[ He knows that! 8D ]
Tower, Jade.. Tower home!
[ 8DDDDD ]
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Yes. Tower, HQ is like a tower, but is underground.
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[ But that makes no sense, this looks nothing like home. :|a ]
Underground
[ Wait, is this like when he digs a hole to drop stuff into the earth?
Commencing image of home in the dirt .........
..that must be one big hole. ]
HQ home?
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Yes HQ. Yes Underground and... No, HQ is not home.
[... He has a feeling he's going to need a drink after this is done... And he's yet to find anywhere that sells alcohol. This place just gets better and better, it really does.]
HQ is just... place where we meet up. We are (apparently) part of Team Rocket.
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Not home?
[ It was kind of hopeless to try to talk to a dog in the first place, Russia. ]
Team Rocket?
....Red?
R?
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Red R means you are a rocket. You have red R, you are member of Team Rocket- is this that hard to understand!?
[What's this? An idea? How edgy soviet.]
... Are you really this stupid, or are you not entirely what you seem to be?
[He can somewhat forgive you if it's the second option.]
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...well he is sort of human now. But, uh. How to.. tell this guy. How does one English? ]
... Bec good dog, best friend!
[ That's just about the best you're going to get, Russia. ]
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... Dog?
[You are kidding? You must be kidding. He visibly exhales through his nose as he tries to think how he would explain this sort of thing... To a dog.
This is going to be a long, infuriating conversation, but he's too stubborn to give up just yet.]
Am sure you are. Now, HQ is like big tower that is underground- you got that, yes?
[Please say you got that. If you did, he can move onto something else, like how the heck are you a dog and a human at the same time.]
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[ He nods, both at "Dog" and the question about HQ. ]
HQ tower in hole .. not home.
[ See, he is a good boy. '^' ]
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