Ophiuchus? More Like "OH-FUCK-THIS!!!"
http://io9.com/5733004/your-zodiac-sign-may-have-changed-this-week
If you haven't heard yet, the Zodiac calendar just got a major shakeup, and thanks to astrologer Parke Kunkle, Ophiuchus now brings the sign total 13. Good news (or at least what I've read off Twitter) is the change only affects folks born after 2009, but if you're curious, here's the supposed changes:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
You're a dick, Parke Kunkle. Thanks for ruining Wierd Al's Horoscope song.
If you haven't heard yet, the Zodiac calendar just got a major shakeup, and thanks to astrologer Parke Kunkle, Ophiuchus now brings the sign total 13. Good news (or at least what I've read off Twitter) is the change only affects folks born after 2009, but if you're curious, here's the supposed changes:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
You're a dick, Parke Kunkle. Thanks for ruining Wierd Al's Horoscope song.