Randomness

Aug 20, 2006 03:23

[mood|
mischievous]
[music|Monty Python - I Have A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts]

Yes, randomness. Just references for myself. :3

The Boondock Saints quotes. We watched this movie at the Ekka holiday bbq. I love this movie. There is even a gay cop! :D?

BEWARE OF LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES? :D


Rocco: Anybody *you* think is evil?
Connor: Aye.
Rocco: Don't you think that's a little weird, a little psycho?
Connor: You know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They come home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers and child molesters. They're all getting out of prison.
Murphy: Mafiosos. Getting caught with twenty kilos. Getting out on bail the same fucking day.
Connor: And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those motherfuckers.
Murphy: Kill 'em all. Admit it. Even you've thought about it.
Rocco: You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man.
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Rocco: [shouts] Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, because I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!
Murphy: Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Rocco: Wait, so you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.
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Connor: We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's just...
Rocco: Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking! I know where they *live*! We could kill *everyone.*
Murphy: So what do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.
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[after Rocco accidentally turns a cat into a splatter on the wall]
Murphy: I can't believe that just fucking happened!
Rocco: Is it dead?
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Connor: Donna's gonna be angry about her cat.
Rocco: Fuck, she's on every drug known to man. She'd have sold the thing for a dime-bag. Screw her.
[laughs]
Rocco: I do kinda feel like an asshole, though.
Connor: Yeah, Roc, you sound real remorseful there.
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[Rocco has killed Donna's cat]
Donna: You killed my... my...
Rocco: [putting a gun to his head] Your what? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that fucking cat's name! Your what? Your precious, little...
Donna: Skippy! Skippy!
Rocco: Aw, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?
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[after Smecker gets a phone call in bed with his gay lover and slaps him]
Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag.
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Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
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Rocco has a nice example:

Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family... wife, kids, everybody... like he's ordering fucking pizza.

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I was talking to leesy_metallium about the Sasori and Hanabi log in which Hanabi's looking out her window, Sasori is under the tree. She has some...assumptions...and likes crackifying characters. XD This is all in good fun.

BERT, YOU KNOW I LOVE SASORI JUST THE WAY HE IS. ♥♥♥

And Leesy, you know you kill me. n_n

l e e s y says:
hanabi: mwah.
sasori: ...?
hanabi: err...hahaha. >_>


l e e s y says:
he hates having GIANT crushes on people and is blocking it out.
J e s s L says:
...
J e s s L says:
Sasori having a crush is LMAO
l e e s y says:
exactly! he just can't handle it!
l e e s y says:
he needs a diary and glitter pens and stickers to be able to work through this properly
J e s s L says:
He's going to explode?
J e s s L says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDd
l e e s y says:
Dear Diary <3
Hanabi talked to me today! She's just so cute and perfect and beautiful and how could she ever love someone like me? )': Oh diary, you're the only one that truely understands me! *HUGZ* <3 One day me and Hanabi will get married and live in a beautiful white house by the sea.

<3<3<3SASORI HYUUGA<3<3<3
J e s s L says:
...STKJHKASHF
J e s s L says:
YOU JUST KILLED ME
l e e s y says:


J e s s L says:
<33333333333333
J e s s L says:
Nice and pink
l e e s y says:
hellz yes
l e e s y says:
if handwriting had a glitter pen, that thing would be SPARKLING
l e e s y says:
and once he got around to making little sasori&hanabi dollz on that dollz website...
J e s s L says:
...ooooooooooooomg.
J e s s L says:
*is scarred*
l e e s y says:
8D

And this is in reference to Naruto and Hanabi's impending chat. :3


l e e s y says:
would it be TOTALLY out of character for her to even...i dunno....SLIGHTLY get a clue?
J e s s L says:
no
J e s s L says:
but it would have to be a damn big clue XD
J e s s L says:
That's what Naru is supposed to be doing
l e e s y says:
naruto: what about konohamaru?
hanabi: what about him?
naruto: well...you know...
hanabi: .....O_o don't imply that! what about sasori?
naruto: ................WHAT about sasori?!
hanabi: err...bah....gah.....*walks away*
J e s s L says:
ASDFJAWIEHTd;asdkj

quotes, crack, shodai, sasori, rp, leesy, hanabi, naruto

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