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...Hey, has, like, anyone seen Poland around? He was totally going to wear my dress and stuff!

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P-Poland? Like... the country?

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Yup! We're, like, the Polish-Linda Commonwealth or something. It's totally awesome.

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Polish... Linda Commonwealth? I didn't know!

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How could you not know?! I'm, like, the most famous person ever, ohmigosh!

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I... I'm sorry! I-I didn't know there were famous people here.

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Ohmigosh, you're, like, so totally L-A-M-E, aren't you? I'm Linda. Teen idol Linda! The most famous and popular person in Discedo ever. Everyone loves me and stuff, you know? And, like, if they don't, then I make them love me!

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I-I'm so sorry! N-nobody told me about Linda-san when I got here! [He's bowing at his communicator in apology. He feels horrible now, Linda. Good job.]

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[ Just as planned. ]

Well, like, ohmigosh, that's so totally rude! I should go and beat up all those losers who never mentioned me!

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[Sob!]

You don't have to do that! I-isn't that a little extreme?

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Nope!

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B-but...!

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Ohmigosh, don't talk about my butt, you creep!

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N-no! That's not what... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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You so totally better be!

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I am, I am! I-I didn't mean for it to sound that way!

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You should totally give me stuff, if you're all sorry and whatever.