Jan 07, 2009 16:31
Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, there are, like.... Zombies outside. I totally saw one! I so totally knew they'd try and take over Discedo one day! Ohmigosh! I so totally knew it!
Everybody, be totally careful, okay? 'Cause, like, the zombies will totally eat your brains or something, and, like, turn you into a zombie, which would be really, really lame. The only way you can kill one is by shooting it in the head, okay? Like, punching it or beating it up and stuff totally won't work. It'll just make the zombie really, really, really, really, really M-A-D, and then it'll eat your brains fast or whatever, and that's, like, even more lame than being turned into a zombie. I've totally seen it happen. I'm, like, an expert on this stuff. Totally.
Oh, yeah, and, has anyone seen Bit? He said he'd help beat up the zombies! He'd better not be hiding or something!