The Tortoise and the Pebble III
Okay, so, like, I totally think I can tell the rest of the joke to you guys now!
When I left off, the Mama had the Pebble, and her friend was totally pointing out that the "Baby" was really a pebble.
So, like, the Friend Turtle said, "That’s not a baby! It’s a turtle!” There was, like, this totally awkward silence, and then the Mama got angry.
She was like, “Excuse me, Friend Turtle! What are you talking about, calling my baby a pebble! Look at my baby, Friend Turtle. See? My baby has, like, totally listen to our conversation, and it totally hasn’t said that it isn’t my baby, you know?
And the Friend Turtle thought “Of course it doesn’t. Because it’s a pebble!!!!” But it totally didn’t say anything to the Mama Turtle.
And the pebble also thought “Of course I don’t say anything. I’m a pebble!!!” But it totally couldn’t say anything. ‘Cause it was a pebble.
“Besides,” the Mama Turtle went on, “If that were the -heeheehee!
I-if that were the case, I’d be a-- haa haa!! Ohmigosh!-- I’d be a total fool!
Hee hee hee! Ohmigosh, so funny! Hahahaaa! There's only a little left-- hee hee hee! I'll, like, totally tell the ending later, okay? Hahaha! Ohmigosh!
When I left off, the Mama had the Pebble, and her friend was totally pointing out that the "Baby" was really a pebble.
So, like, the Friend Turtle said, "That’s not a baby! It’s a turtle!” There was, like, this totally awkward silence, and then the Mama got angry.
She was like, “Excuse me, Friend Turtle! What are you talking about, calling my baby a pebble! Look at my baby, Friend Turtle. See? My baby has, like, totally listen to our conversation, and it totally hasn’t said that it isn’t my baby, you know?
And the Friend Turtle thought “Of course it doesn’t. Because it’s a pebble!!!!” But it totally didn’t say anything to the Mama Turtle.
And the pebble also thought “Of course I don’t say anything. I’m a pebble!!!” But it totally couldn’t say anything. ‘Cause it was a pebble.
“Besides,” the Mama Turtle went on, “If that were the -heeheehee!
I-if that were the case, I’d be a-- haa haa!! Ohmigosh!-- I’d be a total fool!
Hee hee hee! Ohmigosh, so funny! Hahahaaa! There's only a little left-- hee hee hee! I'll, like, totally tell the ending later, okay? Hahaha! Ohmigosh!