Dio, I don't like the couch where it is. I'm going to move it, so that the sunlight hits it just right. I'll have to move the bookshelf, too, they're arranged all wrong. Hm, maybe I should put all the spoons to the far right of the cutlery drawer. Where is Abime when I need him? I bet he's with Nick, he's always with Nick, I bet he likes Nick. He doesn't love me, he loves his Nick. Always talking about Nick, Nick this, Nick that. I wonder what the fridge would look like if I put it in the place of the oven?
And Mathieu keeps looking at me, as if I'm meant to entertain him. I don't want to entertain him, why can't he entertain himself? He's got a bunch of toys, maybe he needs a playmate? Well, if he's expecting me to give him a sibling, he can think again. Maybe he needs a dog, but then I'd have to look after some repulsive dog that gets hair everywhere and a baby. I wonder what our bed would look like if I moved it to the other side of the room? Not that Abime would notice, he's always off with his friends, or at work. He's probably getting cosy with that new History of Magic teacher, well, I'll give her words when I get back to work. I can't wait to get out of here, but I need to move my desk. I wonder if I should take Mathieu down to the gypsies at the park, he's never seen gypsies. I wonder if I could swap him for a mat, I need a new mat. Why isn't Abime home yet!? He thinks he can do whatever he fancies and leave me here, well, I'll teach him.
ABIME! Who was that woman I saw leaving our house just now!? What was she doing in our house?! Why are the teacups out?! You don't drink tea! Abime Delame if you were cheating on me I swear to Dio..