Tell us about your first time.

Mar 04, 2006 16:32

My first time, huh? Let's see...

I probably wasn't ready. Actually, I know I wasn't ready.

It was awkward and clumsy. Alright, I was awkward and clumsy.

I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't know what went where. I just knew I had to get it over with.

I was terrified, and once I got going, it was too late to turn back. There was really nothing I could do about it.

Too fast, too slow, just overall lack of coordination.

It didn't last long, that's for sure. Before I knew it, I'd crashed. Good thing I had protection.

Protection? You know, helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads. Otherwise, I probably would have cracked my skull open hitting the pavement. Yep, that was the first time I tried to ride my bike without training wheels.

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And, yeah. The first time I had sex was a lot like that too.
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Nick Stokes
CSI
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