[written/accidental voice/video? not like he knows how to work this]

[omm_nomnom]

[while writing, he hums to himself while in his new room building 4, room 9; the curtains over the windows have obviously been chewed on]

Dumm de dum dum dummm...

Dear Journal

Comments

WELL HOWDY

[omm_nomnom]

[hastily wipes his mouth clean and slicks back invisible hair all stylish-like]

Yes. Dat is letter S. Very important letter in alphabet.

CHOCOLATE CHIPPY!?

[omm_nomnom]

Dat why dis lesson important so when me talk about Letter of Day, you learn new things!

BROKEN DOWN? COOKIE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DIGEST IT INSTEAD. MINIMIZE MESS.

[omm_nomnom]

How you know dis?!

Me teach everyone! Me teach alphabet but me learn alphabet at same time too. It very educational.

MAYBE SO BUT MORE ECOLOGICALLY FRIENDLY

[omm_nomnom]

You smart lady. Me going to teach everyone here and make new friends!

IT JUST DEGRADES FASTER IN TUMMY

[omm_nomnom]

...

[hit with GENUIS IDEA]

You be friend too????

[omm_nomnom]

Oh boy oh boy, dis great! Me can introduce you to other friends too and den everyone friends!

[omm_nomnom]

Me Cookie Monster. Atoli.... Atoli start with A!

[omm_nomnom]

It very nice to meet you too. Yah. Me going to be living here for while, at least until me figure out how to get back to Sesame Street!