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I guess I should update.
So, i'll talk about love.
Something i've loved since I was a wee lad and still love now that i've grown a quarter century. For ever, the combining of chocolate with milk has been the means to celebrate moments in life, be they of great importance or mundane as another day.
Let me tell you how I create my chocolate concoction:
If I'm making cold chocolate milk, I simply mix in 1 tbsp of Ovaltine chocolate malt mix and about 2 tbsp of Hershey's chocolate syrup into a 16oz glass of cold whole milk.
If I'm making hot chocolate, I get slightly creative. In 1 mug of nearly boiling whole milk, I stir in 1 packet of Swiss Miss hot cocoa mix, 1 tbsp of Ovaltine, and about 1 tsp of honey. I will try to add more things to this such as a peppermint candy or real mint leaves or cinnamon.
I will usually drink 1 - 2 glasses of milk (90% of the time a form of chocolate milk) a day, if not more. Going a day without milk is, to me, an incomplete day. I so desperately desire sitting down with chocolate milk and sipping it and swirling it in my mouth. Preferably listening to music, but really, it doesn't matter as long as I have chocolate milk. It is a beautiful creation. Even Homer Simpson values its power, and he is quite an authority on what tastes good. You see, whatever the moment is, being able to drink chocolate milk lets me escape from where I am in life at that moment, giving me a dissociative ominiscience temprarily, a bliss of completeness, "being one with the universe". This is an important part of love, to be able to have time stop when you are totally in love.
Sure I drink soda and tea and beer and slurm, but none of these things can amount to chocoalte milk, not even combined. So I sit here with my cup full and cheers to you, my dear reader, to a simply wonderful creation.
So, i'll talk about love.
Something i've loved since I was a wee lad and still love now that i've grown a quarter century. For ever, the combining of chocolate with milk has been the means to celebrate moments in life, be they of great importance or mundane as another day.
Let me tell you how I create my chocolate concoction:
If I'm making cold chocolate milk, I simply mix in 1 tbsp of Ovaltine chocolate malt mix and about 2 tbsp of Hershey's chocolate syrup into a 16oz glass of cold whole milk.
If I'm making hot chocolate, I get slightly creative. In 1 mug of nearly boiling whole milk, I stir in 1 packet of Swiss Miss hot cocoa mix, 1 tbsp of Ovaltine, and about 1 tsp of honey. I will try to add more things to this such as a peppermint candy or real mint leaves or cinnamon.
I will usually drink 1 - 2 glasses of milk (90% of the time a form of chocolate milk) a day, if not more. Going a day without milk is, to me, an incomplete day. I so desperately desire sitting down with chocolate milk and sipping it and swirling it in my mouth. Preferably listening to music, but really, it doesn't matter as long as I have chocolate milk. It is a beautiful creation. Even Homer Simpson values its power, and he is quite an authority on what tastes good. You see, whatever the moment is, being able to drink chocolate milk lets me escape from where I am in life at that moment, giving me a dissociative ominiscience temprarily, a bliss of completeness, "being one with the universe". This is an important part of love, to be able to have time stop when you are totally in love.
Sure I drink soda and tea and beer and slurm, but none of these things can amount to chocoalte milk, not even combined. So I sit here with my cup full and cheers to you, my dear reader, to a simply wonderful creation.