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[ominousjoy]

((DATED TO THE LATE AFTERNOON))
((Filtered from finland;)) Wish m' luck... ((/filter))

...Hej, Fin, busy?

((ACTION))((Another dress up day for Sweden, but not as dangerous as he was. Sweden has been putting around the house in his nicest shirt, pants, and a crazy looking green and blue tie (please stop him from wearing it, oh lord). His hair is

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[Dangerous Driving?]

[ergaleomancer]

[Theta freezes when she sees a dangerously moving car. She's so used to being physically disabled that it doesn't occur to her to just walk a bit faster, so instead she just kind of -stares- as the car slowly makes its way past. Only once she's out of danger of actually being hit does she turn around and raise a very British two fingered salute, complete with a shout of...]

WANKER!

works for me

[ominousjoy]

((STOPS

POKES HEAD OUT

LOOMS LIKE FUCK))

Y' 'lright?

[ergaleomancer]

[Steps backwards. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.]

...I'm fine. [No, this definitely wasn't a good idea at all. What happened to being polite? Especially to being polite to people who turned out to be a bit intimidating!]

[ominousjoy]

((A bit?

He probably looks like a serial killer right now.))

Y' sure?

[ergaleomancer]

Yes, I'm sure. ...Are you all right? You're...driving somewhat erratically... [Retreat. Retreat politely. Retreat.]

[ominousjoy]

Ja.... mm fine.

[ergaleomancer]

[He's...got to be foreign, that explains it. Theta gets a bit bold again.]

Well if you're fine, you shouldn't be driving so carelessly!

[ominousjoy]

....That bad? ((SWEDISH DRIVERS ARE THE SAFEST IN THE WORLD besides he was totally going like... walking pace....))

[ergaleomancer]

Yes, that bad. You shouldn't be driving at all. [How dare he not drive -perfectly-! ...Not that British drivers drive half that well. But the foreigners don't need to know that!]

...Besides, you're going slowly enough to impede the flow of traffic.

[ominousjoy]

((Actually, i dont think english are very good, since many of them rely on publich transport... which is the most unreliable thing that ever existed.... why do i know this))

...

((He pops his head back into his car.

....

Pops back out wearing his glasses. He looks a little less scary.))

Eh?

[ergaleomancer]

[That's the point--Theta and her double standards.]

...If you need glasses you should wear them while you drive. [She folds her arms and scowls at him.]

[ominousjoy]

[ergaleomancer]

[Theta can't help herself any more. She takes another step backwards.]

...You're foreign. [Translation from arrogant-ese: Where are you from?]

[ominousjoy]

....Ja?

[ergaleomancer]

...German? [Oh God, don't kill her.]

[ominousjoy]

((death.))

....Nej.