Tretton
((EXCHANGE ONE))Ah...
((Hello. Sweden is here to inspire you, he offers a little slip of paper to you.))
I have... p'pers... t' help y'... do st'ff...
((The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm
He looks awkward a moment as you read it, then says.))
Ah... 'nd if y' work h'rd... ah.. go'd st'ff...
Tack.
((EXCHANGE TWO))
((Hello. Sweden is here to inspire you. Unfortunately, it looks more like he's about to rape, murder, maim, and/or kidnap you to become one with Товарищ Швеции. The dark look on his face is obvious to his "killer instincts".))
I h've s'methin' fer y'. ((Pulling something... questionably out of his pocket. Spoiler: it's the same papers as option A.))
((Please identify which exchange you want.))