Aug 22, 2005 18:03
God of War, ladies and gentlemen. The ultimate man's game. It contains copious amounts of -gorgeous- violence, titties and wall-to-wall ass kicking. The fact that the main character is a terrifyingly awesome bad-ass also helps. How can you not respect a man with the gumption to tear a creature in half with one fluid motion of his powerful arms? How, I ask you? HOW!?
Kratos (Krae-tose) is his name, and butchering all the legions of Ares in the most gruesome, fantastic manner possible is his game. Whether he's tearing the wings off of harpies, twisting the head off of a Medusa or stomping a Cerberus puppy into paste, Kratos knows how to have a good time with his work.
I've taken it upon myself to cosplay him at the next Anime Expo in Anaheim. I know I could do it, easily. I have the voice, the body and the attitude *snarls*. Though I will need to work out just to bulk a bit, and tone those edges. I need to do that anyways, though... having more strength at my disposal will definitely help me out at work.
After Kratos, I'll do Cid Highwind (of FF7), and colonial Ivy, from Soul Calibur 1. Don't laugh. I do a good Ivy. Better than most women, actually. Ivy is very tall, with broad shoulders and a deep, commanding voice. I emulate her eerily well... and I -like- it.
This sword... is my destiny!