caveman fic....
WORLD HISTORY
Chapter 1
First Signs of Homosexuality in Homosapiens
Nearly 300,000.5 billion years ago, on or around the continent of Africa, homosexuality began to first take place for mankind. It started when the first homosexual, who was given the name 'Alex' by historians, went out to look for a mate. Alex observed the fellow cavemen in his tribe as they hunted for mating partners. It was done by the male whacking the female unconscious on the head, and dragging the female by their hair into their cave. Mating then took place. But Alex had a disadvantage which kept him from finding a mate as easily as his fellow cavemen. If Alex ran around too fast or worked too hard, he would soon lose his breath and not be able to keep up. The condition that Alex had is believed to be an origin of asthma. Because of this, Alex did not want to find a female to mate with, so Alex spent most of his time preparing food for the tribe instead.
Some of the primitive foods Alex prepared during this time were bone marrow, slices of octopus, blowfish, and at cold desperate times of winter, the testicles of a bull were eaten. Alex was one day thinking of ways to make the food better to eat, when a man from another tribe came over to associate with Alex. Historians named this man 'Bob'. Alex was at first scared to encounter Bob. This was because he was carrying a large stick with him that had a glowing red light on the end of it. This was one of the first man-made fires. Alex screams and runs from him. Still with the fiery stick in his hand, Bob runs after Alex. He is able to catch up with him because of Alex's breathing condition slowing him down. Bob then gives Alex a friendly touch on the shoulder. He holds Alex by the arm and leads him back to the area where he was cooking. Bob picks up one of the slices of octopus, sticks a fork in it, and holds it next to the fiery stick. The food was being cooked, but Alex was angered. He thought of it as a man from another tribe invading his cooking area, and ruining the food. Early homosapiens were very territorial of their property. But Instead of attacking Bob like most of the cavemen would have done, Alex had a more sensitive reaction. A tear rolled down the caveman's cheek as he watched the octopus slice turn brown. But then Bob wipes the tear from Alex's cheek, and blows cool air on to the octopus. He bit a piece of it off with his almost fully developed set of human teeth and smiled as he ate it. He held it up to Alex's lips, and told him to do the same. Alex was confused but decided to take a bite since the other caveman seemed so happy as he ate it. Alex chews off a piece, and experiences the new discovery that will change the foods revolution forever. It had a better taste too. Alex started jumping up and down to show his joy. Bob smiled back and started jumping with Alex. This was the caveman way of saying "I'm happy." But they did not jump for long, because of the breathing condition Alex suffered from. Bob then could sense there was something wrong with Alex, and that this problem prevented him from daily activities.
Shortly after the culinary experience took place, Bob and Alex were good friends. Bob was sitting with Alex one day as he was watching the men from his tribe hunt partners to mate with. Bob looked at Alex and knew he felt sad he couldn't hunt for a partner because of his condition. For undiscovered reasons, Bob was never able to chase for female partners either. Historians are still searching for the answer, but whatever the reason, this was just another thing that linked Alex and Bob to have so much in common. Alex looked at Bob, knowing he could never find a female partner, and Bob looked back with the same understanding. Kissing never took place during this time because humans have not yet developed affection for one another, but Alex led Bob back into his cave, back to the cooking area, and for the first time in history, bumsex took place. There have been no artifacts found yet that can tell us what the details were, but for obvious reasons, it is believed Bob was the dominant one of them. Soon after this time, homo erectus came about and as the Alex and Bob tribe grew, they migrated further up into areas of what is now known as Greece. Later on in Chapter 10 you will learn about how they made their way further towards Germany, and find out how bisexuality came about.
Chapter 1
First Signs of Homosexuality in Homosapiens
Nearly 300,000.5 billion years ago, on or around the continent of Africa, homosexuality began to first take place for mankind. It started when the first homosexual, who was given the name 'Alex' by historians, went out to look for a mate. Alex observed the fellow cavemen in his tribe as they hunted for mating partners. It was done by the male whacking the female unconscious on the head, and dragging the female by their hair into their cave. Mating then took place. But Alex had a disadvantage which kept him from finding a mate as easily as his fellow cavemen. If Alex ran around too fast or worked too hard, he would soon lose his breath and not be able to keep up. The condition that Alex had is believed to be an origin of asthma. Because of this, Alex did not want to find a female to mate with, so Alex spent most of his time preparing food for the tribe instead.
Some of the primitive foods Alex prepared during this time were bone marrow, slices of octopus, blowfish, and at cold desperate times of winter, the testicles of a bull were eaten. Alex was one day thinking of ways to make the food better to eat, when a man from another tribe came over to associate with Alex. Historians named this man 'Bob'. Alex was at first scared to encounter Bob. This was because he was carrying a large stick with him that had a glowing red light on the end of it. This was one of the first man-made fires. Alex screams and runs from him. Still with the fiery stick in his hand, Bob runs after Alex. He is able to catch up with him because of Alex's breathing condition slowing him down. Bob then gives Alex a friendly touch on the shoulder. He holds Alex by the arm and leads him back to the area where he was cooking. Bob picks up one of the slices of octopus, sticks a fork in it, and holds it next to the fiery stick. The food was being cooked, but Alex was angered. He thought of it as a man from another tribe invading his cooking area, and ruining the food. Early homosapiens were very territorial of their property. But Instead of attacking Bob like most of the cavemen would have done, Alex had a more sensitive reaction. A tear rolled down the caveman's cheek as he watched the octopus slice turn brown. But then Bob wipes the tear from Alex's cheek, and blows cool air on to the octopus. He bit a piece of it off with his almost fully developed set of human teeth and smiled as he ate it. He held it up to Alex's lips, and told him to do the same. Alex was confused but decided to take a bite since the other caveman seemed so happy as he ate it. Alex chews off a piece, and experiences the new discovery that will change the foods revolution forever. It had a better taste too. Alex started jumping up and down to show his joy. Bob smiled back and started jumping with Alex. This was the caveman way of saying "I'm happy." But they did not jump for long, because of the breathing condition Alex suffered from. Bob then could sense there was something wrong with Alex, and that this problem prevented him from daily activities.
Shortly after the culinary experience took place, Bob and Alex were good friends. Bob was sitting with Alex one day as he was watching the men from his tribe hunt partners to mate with. Bob looked at Alex and knew he felt sad he couldn't hunt for a partner because of his condition. For undiscovered reasons, Bob was never able to chase for female partners either. Historians are still searching for the answer, but whatever the reason, this was just another thing that linked Alex and Bob to have so much in common. Alex looked at Bob, knowing he could never find a female partner, and Bob looked back with the same understanding. Kissing never took place during this time because humans have not yet developed affection for one another, but Alex led Bob back into his cave, back to the cooking area, and for the first time in history, bumsex took place. There have been no artifacts found yet that can tell us what the details were, but for obvious reasons, it is believed Bob was the dominant one of them. Soon after this time, homo erectus came about and as the Alex and Bob tribe grew, they migrated further up into areas of what is now known as Greece. Later on in Chapter 10 you will learn about how they made their way further towards Germany, and find out how bisexuality came about.