Mickey Avalon [10-step program]
how to have a kick ass night at the grog shop: a ten-step program by Andi.
step 1: xanax, hard lemonade, and adderall.
step 2: take lots of pictures! examples:
not the BEST picture, but the only pic of all the girls.
tessa and jamie get goofy.
jamie and i.
extra extra extra extra extra extra large.
star!
jamie and ryan..bunny? alien? idk whats going on.
mike fucks tables.
tess and i.
yeah idk whats happening here.
katie and tessa.
step 3: make friends with a cute drunk stripper. example:
emmy the stripper! [+tess and emmy's anti-stripper friend]
step 4: become INCREDIBLY horny.
step 5: RESTRAIN.
step 6: direct all sexual feelings towards Ace, the mothafuckin HOTTEST HUMAN BEING EVARRR.
step 7: take about 100 pictures throughout the entire night. examples:
ace and mickey avalon
mickey fucking avalon!
ace [+dirt nasty]
micav pouring water on ace, after spitting it on her.
ASS.
ace and micav...
micav and ace...
ace and micav...
ace. :]
step 8: get on stage during jane fonda and DANCE!
step 9: get invited to a club by strangers for 'some bad decisions.'
step 10: go home and at about 4am try to fit three people in a bed, insuring no sleep. :D
OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT!!! make sure the bouncer tells you that you dance like youre high and asks if you have any weed!
step 1: xanax, hard lemonade, and adderall.
step 2: take lots of pictures! examples:
not the BEST picture, but the only pic of all the girls.
tessa and jamie get goofy.
jamie and i.
extra extra extra extra extra extra large.
star!
jamie and ryan..bunny? alien? idk whats going on.
mike fucks tables.
tess and i.
yeah idk whats happening here.
katie and tessa.
step 3: make friends with a cute drunk stripper. example:
emmy the stripper! [+tess and emmy's anti-stripper friend]
step 4: become INCREDIBLY horny.
step 5: RESTRAIN.
step 6: direct all sexual feelings towards Ace, the mothafuckin HOTTEST HUMAN BEING EVARRR.
step 7: take about 100 pictures throughout the entire night. examples:
ace and mickey avalon
mickey fucking avalon!
ace [+dirt nasty]
micav pouring water on ace, after spitting it on her.
ASS.
ace and micav...
micav and ace...
ace and micav...
ace. :]
step 8: get on stage during jane fonda and DANCE!
step 9: get invited to a club by strangers for 'some bad decisions.'
step 10: go home and at about 4am try to fit three people in a bed, insuring no sleep. :D
OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT!!! make sure the bouncer tells you that you dance like youre high and asks if you have any weed!