long walk off a short pier

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I sent my husband to a site I found that had cockpit voice recordings and ATC recordings of plane accidents. I read through the text reports (some) but my husband spends a lot of time reading EVERYTHING on that site. He just sent me something that was funny:

00:44:32 (04:15)
Copilot to tower
OK. WE DECLARE EMERGENCY! WE HAVE NO BASIC INSTRUMENTS, NO ALTIMETER, NO SPEEDOMETER, WE DECLARE AN EMERGENCY!
00:44:41 (04:24)
Tower
ROGER, ALTITUDE?

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