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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave melodylane_cta a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I bought porn for xxxkrysdethxxx (-10 points). Last Friday I turned benjiatechris in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (333 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
omgtheearly11