I get to squeeze 10-13 pages of academic research out of
“(1) As a prisoner for the Lord, then, I urge you to live a life worthy of the calling you have received. (2) Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. (3) Make every effort to keep the unity of the Spirit through the bond of peace. (4) There is one body and one Spirit -- just as you were called to one hope when you were called -- (5) one Lord, one faith, one baptism; (6) one God and Father of all, who is over all and through all and in all.” ...
In less than 24 hours.
Whoo boy.
So far my academic-research-based conclusion is that the church at Ephesus was full of jealous, squabbling bastards, and Paul was being far too nice.