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Teaching you to make egg salad.
You need Hard Boiled Eggs
You need REAL Mayonnaise
You need Salt
You need Black Pepper and LEMON PEPPER OKAY
I use a Cheese Grater
CRACK THEM EGGS
GRATE THEM EGGS
MAYO TIEM
I use about that much
Mix 'em up
(I used to much) About half this amount of Salt
Mix it in
I LIEK PEPPER OKAY.
Use what's left of teh Lemon Pepper
If you had paprika, it would go here
This is the point where you realize why you had not previously made Egg Salad:
You have no Bread or Milk.
You are stupid, because you are Fifi.
STOAR TIEM! Take Weiner if so inclined.
DRIVE BITCH DRIVE
Pull into Parking Space as directed
okay, fuck egg salad i got OPTIMUM PULP ORANGE JUICE.
salso taking Weiner to the store is a regrettable decision. Do not take Weiner to the store.
Weiner is a bad man.
lol this Orange Juice is SO THICK that when you turn it upside down it says, "SCHLOOP"
the end.
br orange juice.
