"obvious plot holes such as why anyone would be allowed anywhere near a mission against his scorned lover when their connection could severely compromise his judgment..." -- Yes. First thing I noticed too!
Also, RTFM, Ripcord! Elite counter-terrorist personnel do not screw up with not knowing how to use their gear! You had a clear shot, a wrist-mounted GATLING GUN, and at least 2-3 seconds before Stormshadow fired that rocket. You could've saved the Eiffel Tower!
"Then again, considering she graduated college at 12, I suppose she's allowed to be emotionally stunted." --- Hmmm, you do have a point here. I found her very two-dimensional in the movie.
Also, I laughed so hard at her 4-laser-pointer crossbow with a built in camera-rewinding-targetting system. So impractical.
"There is not one scene displaying a woman that does not show off her cleavage." -- And they're supposed to be a professional outfits too! (Terrorists/Military have images to keep!).
I found it funny that Scarlett's accelerator suit has specifically designed spaces for her breasts. Custom-made is custom-made, I guess. What if they get a girl who doesn't have the Most Common Superpower? Back to the drawing board.
I wonder if the girl G.I. Joes are called "Joes" too, or if they use "Janes". Hmm.
When my movie-mates waited 'til the end of the credits, I was soooo waiting for the Unrelated Lesson that happens after the movie. Alas, nothing.
P.S. Sienna Miller is still the hotness.
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Also, RTFM, Ripcord! Elite counter-terrorist personnel do not screw up with not knowing how to use their gear! You had a clear shot, a wrist-mounted GATLING GUN, and at least 2-3 seconds before Stormshadow fired that rocket. You could've saved the Eiffel Tower!
"Then again, considering she graduated college at 12, I suppose she's allowed to be emotionally stunted." --- Hmmm, you do have a point here. I found her very two-dimensional in the movie.
Also, I laughed so hard at her 4-laser-pointer crossbow with a built in camera-rewinding-targetting system. So impractical.
"There is not one scene displaying a woman that does not show off her cleavage." -- And they're supposed to be a professional outfits too! (Terrorists/Military have images to keep!).
I found it funny that Scarlett's accelerator suit has specifically designed spaces for her breasts. Custom-made is custom-made, I guess. What if they get a girl who doesn't have the Most Common Superpower? Back to the drawing board.
I wonder if the girl G.I. Joes are called "Joes" too, or if they use "Janes". Hmm.
When my movie-mates waited 'til the end of the credits, I was soooo waiting for the Unrelated Lesson that happens after the movie. Alas, nothing.
P.S. Sienna Miller is still the hotness.
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Exactly! Women can be hot without flashing everyone.
Scarlett's accelerator suit
Ahahaha yes it's so weird.
Duke did say knowledge is half the battle somewhere in the movie. :p
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