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Dear World,
Stop being so goddamn confusing. Not everyone gives a shit and/or has the time to figure out what the fuck kind of game you're playing. So if you could please cease being a megabitch and explain what the hell's going on, I would be super goddamn happy. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels this way. If you think that playing mind games with me will make you feel better, you're wrong, motherfucker!! WRONG!! If I don't get some sort of explanation as to why the universe is so fucked up all the goddamn time, I don't know what I'll do.
I'll probably just refuse to contribute my awesomeness to your fucked up self, World. That's right. See how long you fucking last without me. That's my last warning. Give me some sort of sign as to why things are the way they are (no cliches, please) and I'll continue being the glamtastic sexual deviant that I am. :) Refuse to comply and I will stop being fabulous. (It's possible, trust me) I won't die; I'll simply be boring and quiet. Now who the fuck wants that??
Remember my words, World. I will be perfectly happy to be awesome as long as you tell me what I want to know. Kthanxbye.
<3<3
Stop being so goddamn confusing. Not everyone gives a shit and/or has the time to figure out what the fuck kind of game you're playing. So if you could please cease being a megabitch and explain what the hell's going on, I would be super goddamn happy. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels this way. If you think that playing mind games with me will make you feel better, you're wrong, motherfucker!! WRONG!! If I don't get some sort of explanation as to why the universe is so fucked up all the goddamn time, I don't know what I'll do.
I'll probably just refuse to contribute my awesomeness to your fucked up self, World. That's right. See how long you fucking last without me. That's my last warning. Give me some sort of sign as to why things are the way they are (no cliches, please) and I'll continue being the glamtastic sexual deviant that I am. :) Refuse to comply and I will stop being fabulous. (It's possible, trust me) I won't die; I'll simply be boring and quiet. Now who the fuck wants that??
Remember my words, World. I will be perfectly happy to be awesome as long as you tell me what I want to know. Kthanxbye.
<3<3