[Log] Can you hear the demon faries coming?

Jul 27, 2005 19:18

Who: OOC!Shishido and OOC!Oshitari (Shishi and Yuushi XD)
When: Right after Shishi's 'storm' post
Rating: G
Summay: Yuushi comes to visit Shishi and discuss the oncoming 'storm'. XDDDD Much, much crack results.



Shishi: STORM!!!!!

Yuushi: It can't be that bad. Calm down. Yuushi will protect you. ^______^

Shishi: Yuushi!!! Get in here, or get out of here!! Find someplace to hide, the storm'll be here any moment now!!! O_O!!!!

*perfectly sunny outside*

Yuushi: um...it's perfectly fine. It's bright sunny cloudless day. I'm probably more at risk for heatstroke than being blown away by a storm. :-( You should come out and see for yourself.

Shishi: No, it 's just fooling you! Maybe we're in the eye of it already!!! OMG, find cover!!!!!!

Yuushi: Alright. If I must. lead the way Shishi. Feel free to cling to me if you're scared. ^_~

Shishi: I already have cover! YOU find some!!! If you die, I'm sure someone will be mad at meeeeee!! ;_;

Yuushi: I want to be with yoooooou Shishi-chan! Is Shishido-san there with you? If so I'll just be moving on...

Shishi: I don't know where Shishdo is! If you see him, tell him to TAKE COVER!!!! There no more room.....;_; or else you could keep me company.

Yuushi: will do. ^_____^ I wouldn’t want either of you to get hurt. No room? So you'll leave me out here to DIE?!?! *sniffle sniffle* I thought you cared. :-(

Shishi: Thanks. I'm sorry!!!! You can come in if you want, but there must be better places for you to find cover than here!!

Yuushi: It IS starting to look rather dreadful out here! OMG! Those clouds are SO SO BLACK! I suppose I'll go die now since I can't find better cover.

*makes dying sounds of overacting*

Shishi: O_O OMG, YUUSHI ARE YOU ALRIGHT *through the door* I'm sorry!!!!!! Is it really looking that bad out! I knew this storm was going to be terrible!!!!! Don't DIE!!!!!!

Yuushi: OMG!!!!! It's raining....it's raining FROGS!!!!!!! I wish I had a helmet.......*sigh*

Shishi: FROGS?! Like the plagues of Egypt!! This is the worst storm ever!!! Quick, Yuushi, find a bed or a table or something!!! WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!!??? Is the roof flying off already!!???? O__O

Yuushi: No, It's alright. Oh dear....I see...I see a big black vehicle of DEATH!!!!! Can you hear it's song?

*ice cream truck rolls by*

*Yuushi gets a snow cone because it's damn hot outside, theatrics aside*

Shishi: I, I can hear it!!!! OMG YUUSHI RUN!!!!!! It sounds so evil, like short, high-pitched squeals of death!!

Yuushi: Oh god! YES! It's little flying fairies of death and doom. I'm sooooooo scared Shishi. .....What's that little demon? You're here to collect the ill made 'souls' of clones? Hahaha...I assure you, I'm no clone and there isn't one within 50 miles of here

Shishi: *freezes, hearing what's going on outside*

Yuushi: What? You have a clone detector with you? Well then, clearly it’s not working properly! I am NOT lying and HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I AM!!!! Two clones?...Now you're just being absurd!

Shishi: *hyperventilating, eyes wide*

Yuushi: *in a wee creepy little voice* I know you're a clone and you're hiding one! Don't MAKE me rain down POISION frogs! We're here to take back the clones and their souls! …but only for a week.

Shishi: *opens door* Yuushi!!!!!! *brandishes hairdryer*

Yuushi: *drops snowcone in surprise* But why? And please don't rain poison frogs. The regular ones are bad enough. What if.....Oh my. Where did they go?

Shishi: *breathing heavily* Where did they go?!

Yuushi: OMG! It's a ploy! They're up to something! They control the world! I know! I'll sacrifice myself heroically and save everyone! GO HIDE!!!!! But don't worry, I'll be back in no time. I can fight my way out of hell.

Shishi: They are!? Yuushi! You can't!!!! If you get hit by the poison frogs and the rain and the winds!!!! O_O!!!!

Yuushi: I am THE finest clone there is! Don't doubt me! I'm strong and I'll save you. you can pay me back later. ~_^ I'll save EVERYONE!!!!!

Shishi: Pay..you...back? You're so brave, Yuushi! I'm not as brave as you! But you can't really go after that storm all by yourself!!!

Yuushi: NO! I must! For the sake of all the poor clones that didn't ask to be brought into this world but have come to enjoy it with all their duplicated cells. For the sake of Renji clone's hamster and cow friend. But most of all....for your sake. Just believe in me and I'll return!

Shishi: *wide eyed* Ok, but be careful Yuushi!!! That station said the storm was REALLY DANGEROUS!!! O_O And there are demons too!!??? We're all gonna die!!! Don't go after them Yuushi, find someplace safe!!! If you can last the week, then they're supposed to go away!!

Yuushi: I'll be ok. I'll take an umbrella. And a um.....good luck charm of some sort. Worry about yourself my friend.

*dashes off into the sunset to battle demons and poison frog rain and fight for the sake of the clones. Or, really to go get another ice cream*
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