DEAR JAMES POTTER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES EDWARD W POTTER
YOU ARE OLD AND THAT IS DAMNABLE JAMES POTTER
DON'T DROP DEAD ON US NOW, OLD MAN JAMES POTTER
REALLY, DON'T GIVE ANYONE THE SATISFACTION!!!
ALWAYS WITH MOSTE SINCERE SINCERITIES,
ADM. SIRIUS O BLACK, ESQ. MD. DDS. OBGYN
Got your present. You've got to come out with Moony and Wormy and me tonight to get it. We won't keep you out too late, on account of your ballooning leggy Lily and how she would kill us (namely: me) if you stumbled through the door singing about Roddy McCorley and the Many Woes of Old Ireland in that strong baritone voice of yours.
SEE YOU TONIGHT. TA, WANKER!