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That was quite a bit of fun.
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Louis: I dont know why
Louis: ?
Me: I'm taking a survey
Me: what would you do?
Louis: I would kill it and then eat it for dinner
Me: Have you eaten Water Buffalo before?
Louis: nope
Me: Water Buffalo specifically
Me: normal buffalo does not count
Louis: never eaten buffalo
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Tom: I'd...
Tom: wonder what the hell was going on.
Me: And after that?
Tom: ...
Tom: That'd pretty much be the limit.
Me: well, you wouldn't just leave it there, would you?
Me: thats hardly healthy for the buffalo
Tom: It'd be dead.
Me: I'd imagine it's in quite a lot of pain after falling
Me: no, it isn't dead
Me: don't you know anything about water buffalo tom?
Me: geez
Me: you're hopeless
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Evil Gibby: poke it
Evil Gibby: then take a picture
Evil Gibby: and post it on lj
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Jeffrey: I'd wonder what's it's doing in North America
Jeffrey: It's not indigenous
Jeffrey: Perhaps it was carried by a swallow.
Me: African or European?
Jeffrey: European.
Jeffrey: African Swallows don't migrate.
Jeffrey: Lovely bird. Beautiful plumage.
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Blur: ..
Blur: Actually I probably wouldn't notice 'cause nothing really makes me look outside :/
Me: well
Me: say that you did look outside
Me: what then?
Blur: probably blink for a few minutes and then shoot myself. :/
Me: And what would be your reasoning behind that?
Me: Is blinking merely a means of prolonging your decision?
Blur: ..
Blur: No more questions please :[
Me: Fine
Me: you FAIL MY SURVEY
Blur: hurrah!
Me: Big F for Blur >:O
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Kerry: hug the hell out of it
Kerry: till it ate me
Kerry: cuz they're fucking adorable
Kerry: and still semi-fuzzy this time of year
Me: What would you do after it ate you?
Kerry: well..
Kerry: probably be digested
Me: the magic school bus could save you, potentially
Kerry: hmm
Kerry: but miss frizzle is scary
Me: Hypothetically, say the magic school bus went inside the water buffalo and rescued you
Me: what would you tell Miss Frizzle?
Kerry: to get a haircut
Kerry: and
Kerry: get medicated
Me: continueing on this hypothetical
Me: what if she then said "fuck you" and gave you the finger?
Kerry: I'd say "Okay" and fuck her
Kerry: with the finger
Me: Well then the show would hardly be G rated, now would it?
Me: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE >:O
Kerry: ^_^
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Louis: I dont know why
Louis: ?
Me: I'm taking a survey
Me: what would you do?
Louis: I would kill it and then eat it for dinner
Me: Have you eaten Water Buffalo before?
Louis: nope
Me: Water Buffalo specifically
Me: normal buffalo does not count
Louis: never eaten buffalo
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Tom: I'd...
Tom: wonder what the hell was going on.
Me: And after that?
Tom: ...
Tom: That'd pretty much be the limit.
Me: well, you wouldn't just leave it there, would you?
Me: thats hardly healthy for the buffalo
Tom: It'd be dead.
Me: I'd imagine it's in quite a lot of pain after falling
Me: no, it isn't dead
Me: don't you know anything about water buffalo tom?
Me: geez
Me: you're hopeless
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Evil Gibby: poke it
Evil Gibby: then take a picture
Evil Gibby: and post it on lj
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Jeffrey: I'd wonder what's it's doing in North America
Jeffrey: It's not indigenous
Jeffrey: Perhaps it was carried by a swallow.
Me: African or European?
Jeffrey: European.
Jeffrey: African Swallows don't migrate.
Jeffrey: Lovely bird. Beautiful plumage.
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Blur: ..
Blur: Actually I probably wouldn't notice 'cause nothing really makes me look outside :/
Me: well
Me: say that you did look outside
Me: what then?
Blur: probably blink for a few minutes and then shoot myself. :/
Me: And what would be your reasoning behind that?
Me: Is blinking merely a means of prolonging your decision?
Blur: ..
Blur: No more questions please :[
Me: Fine
Me: you FAIL MY SURVEY
Blur: hurrah!
Me: Big F for Blur >:O
Me: What would you do if right now, a water buffalo fell onto your front lawn?
Kerry: hug the hell out of it
Kerry: till it ate me
Kerry: cuz they're fucking adorable
Kerry: and still semi-fuzzy this time of year
Me: What would you do after it ate you?
Kerry: well..
Kerry: probably be digested
Me: the magic school bus could save you, potentially
Kerry: hmm
Kerry: but miss frizzle is scary
Me: Hypothetically, say the magic school bus went inside the water buffalo and rescued you
Me: what would you tell Miss Frizzle?
Kerry: to get a haircut
Kerry: and
Kerry: get medicated
Me: continueing on this hypothetical
Me: what if she then said "fuck you" and gave you the finger?
Kerry: I'd say "Okay" and fuck her
Kerry: with the finger
Me: Well then the show would hardly be G rated, now would it?
Me: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE >:O
Kerry: ^_^