Time line: Somewhere this weekend.
Rating: G?
Pairings: HaoYohHaoYoh?
Summery: The Asakuras Twins talk about random things in correlation to OOCHao's absence in the Chat-n-chew group... Thingie.
"You weren't here."
A sigh escaped from his lips as he pushed a strand of hair back. "I know, I'm sorry. I had been so busy into everything; the whole thing just slipped right past me."
"Aniki, we missed you."
"... Not really."
"Where were you?"
"Supply store. My artistic senses started to flame up again, and I just lost track of time. Sorry?"
"...."
"...."
"Did you get laid?"
"WHAT?!" Identical yelps from three of the four voices in the room.
"Because if you get to forget our chatting session, it better have been because you got laid. And it better had been good, okay?"
"You know what, I'm not giving you your present. You are an awfully loud and disrespectful child, you know."
"You can't do that."
"I believe I can, and I will."
"No you can't! It's against the law of present giving!"
"Yeah, that only accounts for people who lives in the North Pole and works for Santa Clauses." A shiver. "Those elves frightens me, if you must know."
"... We didn't need to know that."
"Well, too bad. Now you do."
"..."
"...."
"Do you like the Orange pie?"
"Yep!" He chipped happily. "I loved it, it was very delicious. Thank you!"
"You didn't need to give me a picture of Lyserg cross-dressing, though."
"You know, I would've appreciated that picture much more than Hao."
Notes: Try to guess the speakers, please? There's only four. X3