this will be long. you've been warned.
updating.
disney = amazing-ness as usual.
And i was thinking to myself while i was there.
That i've been there 18-20 times. ( i lost count.)
and i feel like i really should work there.
i love it so much and i feel like i want to be a part of it so much.
except i wouldn't be able to deal with stupid people that don't know what they're talking about.
like this one person that was trying to explain rock and rollercoaster to someone else that was new.
and they were like "it's so much fun you'll love it it blasts the rolling stones!"
and me and christine lookd at eachtoehr and tried to refrain from laughing.
ANYWAY time for the trip lowdownnn.
this is where it gets long so. i'm warning you. don't read past here if you're not interested.
sunday: set off metal detector in airport, basically had to strip so i wouldnt' set it off anymore. ranodm flight attendant brought me random cup of ice. got there, it was late cuz our flight was at 3. by the time we checekd in it was like 730ish. we were all starving. we waited on the Espn Club line for like an hour, before finding out that there was a PARTY OF 70! SEVEN ZERO. 70 PEOPLE. ONE PARTY. SEVENTY PEOPLE. ahead of us. and it would me bore than a hour and a half wait. so we're all almost collapsing of hunger. we walk around the boardwalk over to beaches and cream. get there. 45 minute wait. walk back over to Spoodles to get take out pizza. it's about 9 by now. at least this way we wont miss greys anatomy! so me chris joli and joey went back to the room, waited for the pizza, watched sixth sense, paretns brought pizza up around 945, we ate it, at 10 watched greys anatmoy (so good!) me and my mom went back to our room to sleep.
monday: get up for epcot. all that good stuff. then mgm (extra hours.)scifi for dinner. waited in store. all of us got coloring books. christine got princesses. joli got nemo. joey got stitch. i got tinkerbell.time for dinner. joli made us all starving by describing juicy cheeseburgers all day. so we all asked for the same thing: bacon cheeseburger. the waitress basically implied i had bad manners. gets to certain commercial of a certain scifi movie and the waiters start screaming. "ahhh!" by the 2nd time, we screamed too, just cause, it's fun. then i couldn't find my coloring book after we left and our waitress went to get a flashlight and we were looking all over the booth whcih was in a shape of a car (scifi/drive in. . ) and th4en this guy comes over and he's like "what are we looking for guys?" and i muttered, as i turned red "um..umlikeacoloringbook." maybe he wouldn't hear me and not understand that i had people coming with flashlights to find me a coloring book. wow i'm cool. mgm extra hours, open till 1130. did Tower and RRC and GMR and all that shizz. and this time i knew everything going on in the Casablanca section! Because i saw it! "we'll always have paris." Get back to the hotel. Find balloons that say happy birthday and a card. "To: Amy. Happy 16th birthday! Love, Minnie Mouse." And then a big picture of Minnie. Fucking awesome.
tuesday: animal kingdom for new rollercoaster called Everest. Ah best thing ever okay here we go: My mom, travel writer, writes for disney all the time. Has a lot of cool friends. One of them happens to be high status in Disney. Her name is Michelle. Michelle promised my mom she'd get us on Everest if we came on Tuesday. So we did. And we were making our way over there to meet her at 11 and (i'm wearing my today is my birthday pin, by the way.) And so then ther's htis HUGE crowd. like, hundreds of people. just standing there. i hear some mutter. "there's a press party going on." We work our way through the crowd, into the middle. Find castmember named Paul. My mom tells him Michelle told us we could get through to meet her. He says if she can get her on the cell phone, he'll give us clearance. My mom calls her on the cell phone. "Hi Michelle, it's Ellen, we're here but there's ropes so they won't let us through until you give him clearance, should i put him on? Okay." Paul: "Hi this is paul. Mmhmm. . okay. Alright. Should i just let them go or should i escort them through? Okay. Bye. *hangs up phone.* "Alright follow me guys, i'll escort you through." THE CROWD WAS SO ANGRY. IT WAS SO AMAZING. They were all muttering and mumbling and people were like "IF THESE PEOPLE WOULD STOP MOVINGGG! THEYRE NOT LETTING ANYONE- oh wait. he's leading them." "How come they get to go through?" "oh look it's her birthday!" "Where are they going?!?!" Takes us alll the way to the front. And we go UNDER the rope to the other side. Chris and Joli took pictures of the angry peoples faces. It's pretty awesome. Best thing ever. We get there. I give Michelle a humongous hug because 1. i love her, 2. she sent me the balloons, 3. it was her birthday a few days ago too. She gets us on asap, it's basically a private ride, me my mom chris joli joey and one other friend of my moms and her son (she was another travel writer michelle helped get on) It was just the 7 of us taking up the whole train. All the cast members are there, "who wants front?" Me and Chris grab it. it's amaaaaaazing. Goes backwards in thedark, the Yetti trys to grab you . . effing amazingg! Ah! We come out, all the cast members are standing there clapping "YOU DID IT! CONGRATULATIONS! YAYYY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Yay! We go on one more time cuz Michelle got us these special 3-people-admitted fastpasses. . it was just awesome. gahh<3. Then that night we went to Epcot, watched Romeo and EDNA! and waited on like an hour and a half line for ice cream, then played some rummy 500! intense.
Wednesday: MGM in morning. Rckn rollercoaster, moms don't come on, we almost get stuck, sweeet emotion, TOT, awesome, muppet vision, star tours, moms go back, we TOT it up one more time, window opens while they shake it, pretty intensely awesome. Back to pool. I'm exhausted. go to room. take a nap. get ready. back to mgm for dinner. my mom bought me that crazy birthday hat shaped like a cake with candles on it and mickey and it says happy birthday all over it. i have it in my bag. we go through security to get back into mgm for dinner. the guy stops everything,asks me what my name is, asks me how old i am, makes everyone there sing to me. haha. good stuff. dinner. the guy near the macaroni and cheese asks me if it's my brithday for real. i lie. i'm getting good at that. my mom thinks its patheaological. he says something i don't understand. i nod and fake laugh. i ask christine waht he said. she said she thought he said "if i had 20 dollars i'd give it to you right now." A little sketchy? Yeah. Kind of. Whatever. i thoguht he said something about guessing my age was seventeen. but, i also thought somebody was asking me if i wanted a donut when he was really telling me the price of a soda so, don't go by my word. later down to downtown disney. huge toystore. alice in wonderalnd on the tv. huge regular store. bought cups. cool. back to room. more rummy 500.
Thursday: MAGIC KINGDOM! while wearing huge blinky hat. space mountain. splash<3.thunder. hunt for pretzel. only cream cheese filled. buzz lightyear. christine got 635,730 or something like that. i got 2000. i'm pathetic. i don't want to talk about it. COSMIC RAYS. he sang the song i wanted him to sing! i love himm!!!!!!! Cool lady played with my crazy hat. Teacups. Awesome yay. Back to room. General store. Bought stuff for people. Quick nap. Get ready for dinner at my favorite restauraunt of all time. I don't know if you know the story of Bobby the Kitten. And you probably don't. And this isn't the place for it. There is really no way to describe him, you have to actually know him. He's a waiter at this crazy restauraunt where they do the hokey pokey in the middle of dinner and make you do horse races and basically are out to embarass you. He was our watier in august '04. i am in love with him. he is absolutley amazing. his real name is Bobby the Kid. Because it's a western thing. but me and christine really thoguht his name was bobby the kitten. then our families started arguing with us so we asked him. he laughed and was like "KITTENS IN THE WEST?" then he walked away and was like "MEOWWWW!" and then he announced to the whole restauraunt that "these 2 princesses here think my name is bobby the kitten!" Then he asked our table "which one of you talks the most?" And somehow everyone pointed to me and he tricked me into opening my mouth and put a gag in it. Then he made me and Chris get up in front of everyone and hula hoop in front of people. He's just. . gahh. I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. That was a year and a half ago. ir eally wanted him to be oure waiter again tonight because, i am in love with him and am cnovinced i will marry him. But he doesn't work on weekdays, only weekends. So now i'm already plotting our 19th trip, in which i better have him as my waiter because i will not be satisfiied until i do. He's married though. And i don't know whawt his wife looks like but i know he works there. i didn't see her. Diane and my mom saw her. So now i'm really paranoid. We found out we had a woman waiter on thursdy anight and i thought it may be his wife. i spazzed out. but it wasnt. it was a supercool person (apparentley the 2nd best next to Bobby. .) named Susanne, but everyone calls her Head of Lettuce. Cause she's supercool like that. She did alot to embarass me, including making me do the kiddy horse race and then announcing me to the whole restauaraunt making EVERYBODY sing and then saying i was available and taking applications from all the guys in the house. lmao. then they have this whole ketchup thing but its complicated. you just have to go there. it's the most amazing restauraunt ever. And i am in love.love.love.love with bobby the kitten and am out to make sure his wifeee neverrrrr waits on me. because i would not be able to handle it. you should have seen my face at first yesterday when i was so paranoid everyone in there was his wife. ughhhdsshdhfklfjlksfdj boooooooooooooooooo. the worst thing is, apparentley (i didnt see her, guess i wasnt looking in her direction 2 years ago.) she's dull and frumpy. WHY IS HE, AMAZING BOBBY THE KITTEN, married to FRUMPY DULL STUPID LADY? God..he deserves so much better. Anyway. this is my insane bobby the kitten rant, some of this carrying on from what i never wrote from a year and a half ago. So yeah. That's what the whole BtK thing means all over my a/ms and profile in case anyone was wondering. not that any of you have made it this far. after that it was back to the room for BS and rummy 500. then airport then home.
And i'm already planning my 19th trip, in which i will go to Whispering Canyon on a FRIDAY SATURDAY OR SUNDAY NIGHT and make SUREEE he is my waiterrr again. YAY! best birthday celebration everrrr!!
Ha. you so did not read all of that and you know it.
<3.
Bye.
disney = amazing-ness as usual.
And i was thinking to myself while i was there.
That i've been there 18-20 times. ( i lost count.)
and i feel like i really should work there.
i love it so much and i feel like i want to be a part of it so much.
except i wouldn't be able to deal with stupid people that don't know what they're talking about.
like this one person that was trying to explain rock and rollercoaster to someone else that was new.
and they were like "it's so much fun you'll love it it blasts the rolling stones!"
and me and christine lookd at eachtoehr and tried to refrain from laughing.
ANYWAY time for the trip lowdownnn.
this is where it gets long so. i'm warning you. don't read past here if you're not interested.
sunday: set off metal detector in airport, basically had to strip so i wouldnt' set it off anymore. ranodm flight attendant brought me random cup of ice. got there, it was late cuz our flight was at 3. by the time we checekd in it was like 730ish. we were all starving. we waited on the Espn Club line for like an hour, before finding out that there was a PARTY OF 70! SEVEN ZERO. 70 PEOPLE. ONE PARTY. SEVENTY PEOPLE. ahead of us. and it would me bore than a hour and a half wait. so we're all almost collapsing of hunger. we walk around the boardwalk over to beaches and cream. get there. 45 minute wait. walk back over to Spoodles to get take out pizza. it's about 9 by now. at least this way we wont miss greys anatomy! so me chris joli and joey went back to the room, waited for the pizza, watched sixth sense, paretns brought pizza up around 945, we ate it, at 10 watched greys anatmoy (so good!) me and my mom went back to our room to sleep.
monday: get up for epcot. all that good stuff. then mgm (extra hours.)scifi for dinner. waited in store. all of us got coloring books. christine got princesses. joli got nemo. joey got stitch. i got tinkerbell.time for dinner. joli made us all starving by describing juicy cheeseburgers all day. so we all asked for the same thing: bacon cheeseburger. the waitress basically implied i had bad manners. gets to certain commercial of a certain scifi movie and the waiters start screaming. "ahhh!" by the 2nd time, we screamed too, just cause, it's fun. then i couldn't find my coloring book after we left and our waitress went to get a flashlight and we were looking all over the booth whcih was in a shape of a car (scifi/drive in. . ) and th4en this guy comes over and he's like "what are we looking for guys?" and i muttered, as i turned red "um..umlikeacoloringbook." maybe he wouldn't hear me and not understand that i had people coming with flashlights to find me a coloring book. wow i'm cool. mgm extra hours, open till 1130. did Tower and RRC and GMR and all that shizz. and this time i knew everything going on in the Casablanca section! Because i saw it! "we'll always have paris." Get back to the hotel. Find balloons that say happy birthday and a card. "To: Amy. Happy 16th birthday! Love, Minnie Mouse." And then a big picture of Minnie. Fucking awesome.
tuesday: animal kingdom for new rollercoaster called Everest. Ah best thing ever okay here we go: My mom, travel writer, writes for disney all the time. Has a lot of cool friends. One of them happens to be high status in Disney. Her name is Michelle. Michelle promised my mom she'd get us on Everest if we came on Tuesday. So we did. And we were making our way over there to meet her at 11 and (i'm wearing my today is my birthday pin, by the way.) And so then ther's htis HUGE crowd. like, hundreds of people. just standing there. i hear some mutter. "there's a press party going on." We work our way through the crowd, into the middle. Find castmember named Paul. My mom tells him Michelle told us we could get through to meet her. He says if she can get her on the cell phone, he'll give us clearance. My mom calls her on the cell phone. "Hi Michelle, it's Ellen, we're here but there's ropes so they won't let us through until you give him clearance, should i put him on? Okay." Paul: "Hi this is paul. Mmhmm. . okay. Alright. Should i just let them go or should i escort them through? Okay. Bye. *hangs up phone.* "Alright follow me guys, i'll escort you through." THE CROWD WAS SO ANGRY. IT WAS SO AMAZING. They were all muttering and mumbling and people were like "IF THESE PEOPLE WOULD STOP MOVINGGG! THEYRE NOT LETTING ANYONE- oh wait. he's leading them." "How come they get to go through?" "oh look it's her birthday!" "Where are they going?!?!" Takes us alll the way to the front. And we go UNDER the rope to the other side. Chris and Joli took pictures of the angry peoples faces. It's pretty awesome. Best thing ever. We get there. I give Michelle a humongous hug because 1. i love her, 2. she sent me the balloons, 3. it was her birthday a few days ago too. She gets us on asap, it's basically a private ride, me my mom chris joli joey and one other friend of my moms and her son (she was another travel writer michelle helped get on) It was just the 7 of us taking up the whole train. All the cast members are there, "who wants front?" Me and Chris grab it. it's amaaaaaazing. Goes backwards in thedark, the Yetti trys to grab you . . effing amazingg! Ah! We come out, all the cast members are standing there clapping "YOU DID IT! CONGRATULATIONS! YAYYY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Yay! We go on one more time cuz Michelle got us these special 3-people-admitted fastpasses. . it was just awesome. gahh<3. Then that night we went to Epcot, watched Romeo and EDNA! and waited on like an hour and a half line for ice cream, then played some rummy 500! intense.
Wednesday: MGM in morning. Rckn rollercoaster, moms don't come on, we almost get stuck, sweeet emotion, TOT, awesome, muppet vision, star tours, moms go back, we TOT it up one more time, window opens while they shake it, pretty intensely awesome. Back to pool. I'm exhausted. go to room. take a nap. get ready. back to mgm for dinner. my mom bought me that crazy birthday hat shaped like a cake with candles on it and mickey and it says happy birthday all over it. i have it in my bag. we go through security to get back into mgm for dinner. the guy stops everything,asks me what my name is, asks me how old i am, makes everyone there sing to me. haha. good stuff. dinner. the guy near the macaroni and cheese asks me if it's my brithday for real. i lie. i'm getting good at that. my mom thinks its patheaological. he says something i don't understand. i nod and fake laugh. i ask christine waht he said. she said she thought he said "if i had 20 dollars i'd give it to you right now." A little sketchy? Yeah. Kind of. Whatever. i thoguht he said something about guessing my age was seventeen. but, i also thought somebody was asking me if i wanted a donut when he was really telling me the price of a soda so, don't go by my word. later down to downtown disney. huge toystore. alice in wonderalnd on the tv. huge regular store. bought cups. cool. back to room. more rummy 500.
Thursday: MAGIC KINGDOM! while wearing huge blinky hat. space mountain. splash<3.thunder. hunt for pretzel. only cream cheese filled. buzz lightyear. christine got 635,730 or something like that. i got 2000. i'm pathetic. i don't want to talk about it. COSMIC RAYS. he sang the song i wanted him to sing! i love himm!!!!!!! Cool lady played with my crazy hat. Teacups. Awesome yay. Back to room. General store. Bought stuff for people. Quick nap. Get ready for dinner at my favorite restauraunt of all time. I don't know if you know the story of Bobby the Kitten. And you probably don't. And this isn't the place for it. There is really no way to describe him, you have to actually know him. He's a waiter at this crazy restauraunt where they do the hokey pokey in the middle of dinner and make you do horse races and basically are out to embarass you. He was our watier in august '04. i am in love with him. he is absolutley amazing. his real name is Bobby the Kid. Because it's a western thing. but me and christine really thoguht his name was bobby the kitten. then our families started arguing with us so we asked him. he laughed and was like "KITTENS IN THE WEST?" then he walked away and was like "MEOWWWW!" and then he announced to the whole restauraunt that "these 2 princesses here think my name is bobby the kitten!" Then he asked our table "which one of you talks the most?" And somehow everyone pointed to me and he tricked me into opening my mouth and put a gag in it. Then he made me and Chris get up in front of everyone and hula hoop in front of people. He's just. . gahh. I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. That was a year and a half ago. ir eally wanted him to be oure waiter again tonight because, i am in love with him and am cnovinced i will marry him. But he doesn't work on weekdays, only weekends. So now i'm already plotting our 19th trip, in which i better have him as my waiter because i will not be satisfiied until i do. He's married though. And i don't know whawt his wife looks like but i know he works there. i didn't see her. Diane and my mom saw her. So now i'm really paranoid. We found out we had a woman waiter on thursdy anight and i thought it may be his wife. i spazzed out. but it wasnt. it was a supercool person (apparentley the 2nd best next to Bobby. .) named Susanne, but everyone calls her Head of Lettuce. Cause she's supercool like that. She did alot to embarass me, including making me do the kiddy horse race and then announcing me to the whole restauaraunt making EVERYBODY sing and then saying i was available and taking applications from all the guys in the house. lmao. then they have this whole ketchup thing but its complicated. you just have to go there. it's the most amazing restauraunt ever. And i am in love.love.love.love with bobby the kitten and am out to make sure his wifeee neverrrrr waits on me. because i would not be able to handle it. you should have seen my face at first yesterday when i was so paranoid everyone in there was his wife. ughhhdsshdhfklfjlksfdj boooooooooooooooooo. the worst thing is, apparentley (i didnt see her, guess i wasnt looking in her direction 2 years ago.) she's dull and frumpy. WHY IS HE, AMAZING BOBBY THE KITTEN, married to FRUMPY DULL STUPID LADY? God..he deserves so much better. Anyway. this is my insane bobby the kitten rant, some of this carrying on from what i never wrote from a year and a half ago. So yeah. That's what the whole BtK thing means all over my a/ms and profile in case anyone was wondering. not that any of you have made it this far. after that it was back to the room for BS and rummy 500. then airport then home.
And i'm already planning my 19th trip, in which i will go to Whispering Canyon on a FRIDAY SATURDAY OR SUNDAY NIGHT and make SUREEE he is my waiterrr again. YAY! best birthday celebration everrrr!!
Ha. you so did not read all of that and you know it.
<3.
Bye.