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You know what I hate more than most things in the world?
You get one guess.
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If you didn't guess Valentines day, just stop reading right now.
Seriously.
Just go away.
ohmygawd ew: our lives suck.
the red headd: pretty much.
mmhmm.
i did get candy though.
my mom got me a bear with a heart and hershey kisses.
my dad got me a pink and white cookie (like a black and white cookie except. . pink.) and more candy.
liz made me an awesome heart card.
i got valentines from tricia dorothy leigh and other cool people.
and then i got my one flower and piglet card from laur.
wanna know how depressing this day is?
my carnation wilted.
like.
it wilted.
it was like. . dead.
everyone else had this blooming flourishing carnation.
and i had the dead one.
i was like "laur. way to get me the deceased flower."
but then seh said she didn't pick it out.
and i got a pretty cool card anyway.
it has a poem in teh middle of it.
but i'm a little confused.
because the poem reads:
"Hard to breathe,feels like floating so full of love my hear'ts exploding, mouth is dry hands are shaking, my heart is yours for the taking, acting weird not myself dancing around like the keebler elf (wtf?) Finally time, for this poor shlub."
and thats it.
FINALLY TIME FOR THIS POOR SHLUB TO WHAT?
I GET A WILTED FLOWER AND AN INCOMPLETE VALENTINE CARD?
This can not be good foreshadowing of my love life.
Me and laura are depressed.
we decided we're gonna wind up like Drew Barrymore in that movie Never Been Kissed.
Cuz she's a journalist.
And we're gonna be journalists.
And we're never gonna be kissed.
Because I'm already sixteen. So it's looking pretty hopeless.
If my summer fling with a hot surfer boy in Hawaii doesn't work out this summer, i don't know what to do with myself.
What a STUPID holiday.
Seriously.
Ugh.
Me and laura also decided that mabye if we didn't hate so many people, we would have recieved more carnations.
But i've given that a second thought and realized I'd rather have one wilted carnation than start to pretend to like people i don't.
I'm going to florida in 5 days. (almost 4.)
I'm really excited.
Chris is bringing popcorn for when we watch Greys Anatomy on Sunday night.
And then she's bringing cocoa krispies.
which is also just like, awesome.
Have a very happy stupidest holiday on earth.
And I will leave you with the official valentines day quote, as i depart to watch a depressing movie on ABC family.
Sandy: Valentines Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, that’s a holiday! Memorial day yes a holiday. You know who invented Valentines Day? Hershey’s and Hallmark. If your single it’s designed ta make you depressed, if your lucky enough to be in love start selling out on chocolate, flowers, lingerie..What about Arbor Day! Trees, that's a good cause! Or Secretary's Day!
<3season1sandy.
You get one guess.
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....................
..................
If you didn't guess Valentines day, just stop reading right now.
Seriously.
Just go away.
ohmygawd ew: our lives suck.
the red headd: pretty much.
mmhmm.
i did get candy though.
my mom got me a bear with a heart and hershey kisses.
my dad got me a pink and white cookie (like a black and white cookie except. . pink.) and more candy.
liz made me an awesome heart card.
i got valentines from tricia dorothy leigh and other cool people.
and then i got my one flower and piglet card from laur.
wanna know how depressing this day is?
my carnation wilted.
like.
it wilted.
it was like. . dead.
everyone else had this blooming flourishing carnation.
and i had the dead one.
i was like "laur. way to get me the deceased flower."
but then seh said she didn't pick it out.
and i got a pretty cool card anyway.
it has a poem in teh middle of it.
but i'm a little confused.
because the poem reads:
"Hard to breathe,feels like floating so full of love my hear'ts exploding, mouth is dry hands are shaking, my heart is yours for the taking, acting weird not myself dancing around like the keebler elf (wtf?) Finally time, for this poor shlub."
and thats it.
FINALLY TIME FOR THIS POOR SHLUB TO WHAT?
I GET A WILTED FLOWER AND AN INCOMPLETE VALENTINE CARD?
This can not be good foreshadowing of my love life.
Me and laura are depressed.
we decided we're gonna wind up like Drew Barrymore in that movie Never Been Kissed.
Cuz she's a journalist.
And we're gonna be journalists.
And we're never gonna be kissed.
Because I'm already sixteen. So it's looking pretty hopeless.
If my summer fling with a hot surfer boy in Hawaii doesn't work out this summer, i don't know what to do with myself.
What a STUPID holiday.
Seriously.
Ugh.
Me and laura also decided that mabye if we didn't hate so many people, we would have recieved more carnations.
But i've given that a second thought and realized I'd rather have one wilted carnation than start to pretend to like people i don't.
I'm going to florida in 5 days. (almost 4.)
I'm really excited.
Chris is bringing popcorn for when we watch Greys Anatomy on Sunday night.
And then she's bringing cocoa krispies.
which is also just like, awesome.
Have a very happy stupidest holiday on earth.
And I will leave you with the official valentines day quote, as i depart to watch a depressing movie on ABC family.
Sandy: Valentines Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, that’s a holiday! Memorial day yes a holiday. You know who invented Valentines Day? Hershey’s and Hallmark. If your single it’s designed ta make you depressed, if your lucky enough to be in love start selling out on chocolate, flowers, lingerie..What about Arbor Day! Trees, that's a good cause! Or Secretary's Day!
<3season1sandy.