*GROWL*

Apr 04, 2004 09:36

I just woke up... *yawN*

I walked over to turn my computer on and discovered a fresh WATER RING on my desk.
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The suspect: Larry's In-n-Out cup.

Height . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6" tall, with an antenna of some sort.
Race . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . White (Caucasian)
Tattoos/Markings . . . . . . Palm tree and swirly bands of an archaic nature, done in red ink.
Suspect was last seen earlier during the night in question, in the hands of transient owner, Larry Lim.

MSPD has probable cause to believe that Lim assisted in the act of vandalism.
Investigation is still under way, but Lim and the Cup will likely face arraignment tonight.
If convicted, the Cup will receive Life in Prison Landfill, while Lim will be sentenced to 6 months of servitude to victim, Miki Sudo.
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For the record, I was really pissed when I first saw the watermark... [[ It's just so easy to prevent shit like that, and now it's permanent. *ugh*]] ...but then I thought to myself, "Am I really in a position to get pissed at Lar over a water ring?" Probably not, considering all that he's done for me over the last two years, not to mention that he's likely paid for the stupid desk 40 times over by now... and certainly not to mention my mishap with a certain brand-new rim of his...

In conclusion,

I hate LOVE you. lmao.
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