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[omg_iseliaranch]

HAY ALL YOU SEEEEEEEEKSI PEOPLE IN ME! ;D OH YEAH, BABY, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! I CAN FEEL YOU AND MMM IT FEELS GOOD. IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL HOT AND BOTHERED -- ALTHOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS WHEN YOU ALL GET NEKKID IN MY SHOWERS. THEN I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF! MMMMM

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[twin_swords]

...

WHAT.

THE.

HECK.

*Looks around frantically* THE RANCH IS TALKING TO ME!?

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D YES, YOU, WITH THE CUTE LITTLE REAR. THINK YOU CAN EVER SWITCH OUT THOSE UGLY DUDS FOR SOME SEKSI LEATHERS? ♥ ♥

[twin_swords]

@___@

...I'm insane. I've gone completely INSANE. *Buries head in pillow*

[omg_iseliaranch]

TAKE A SHOWER! SHOWERS ALWAYS HELP. PLUS, I GET TO TAPE YOU. KEKEKEKEKE.

[twin_swords]

I DON'T NEED A SHOWER. WHAT I NEED IS MEDICATION.

[omg_iseliaranch]

NO. YOU JUST NEED TO GET NAKED AND HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAD! :D

[twin_swords]

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WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY!?

[omg_iseliaranch]

DID YOU KNOW YOUR DAD WEARS TIGHT PANTS? REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLY TIGHT PANTS? I KNOW, LLOYD-BABY, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING! ♥

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AND IF YOU WON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM, WON'T YOU AT LEAST GET NEKKID? PLZ?

[twin_swords]

*Jumps out of bed, ignoring his injuries, and grabs his swords* #%^$ YOU!!! *Commences in stabbing the walls of his room*

[omg_iseliaranch]

;O; OWIEEEE! CUT THAT OUT! HARLEY JUST FIXED MEEEEEEEEEEE!

DON'T MAKE ME GROWL AT YOU, SEKSI-MAN! ;O;

[twin_swords]

I *STAB* WILL *STAB* NOT *STAB* HAVE *STAB* SEX *STAB* WITH *STAB* MY *STAB* FATHER!!! *STABSTABSTAB*

[omg_iseliaranch]

OKAY THAT'S IT. TO THE MAZE WITH YOU! >O

*plotholes Lloyd into a growly maze*

[twin_swords]

!! AAHH!!!

*Drops into the maze*

!? What the - where am I!?

[omg_iseliaranch]

IN ME, BABY. ;D NICE AND DARK AND COLD, ISN'T IT?

*growls!*

[twin_swords]

*Bangs on the walls with his fists* LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!

[omg_iseliaranch]

;D NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, BABY.

♥