02/13/07 // Adventure!Wrath, IC!Gluttony, Coordinator!Envy, and Transmutey!Ed
Who: Adventure!Wrath, IC!Gluttony, Coordinator!Envy, and Transmutey!Ed
When: 02/13/07
Rating: PG-13
Categories: Misc Happenings, Misc Pairings
Summary: A!Wrath and Gluttony pay Ren and T!Ed a visit. Gluttony is sad that Alfons is gone and strikes up a deal with Ren. A!Wrath and T!Ed kung-fu fight on the roof.
IC!Gluttony: *punches through Ed and Ren's apartment door*
IC!Gluttony: *crawls through the splinters, gesturing for A!Wrath to follow him* They Bad Peoples lives in here, come on!
C!Envy: *sits up from writing on some forms, blinking* Edward? Is that you? What happened?
A!Wrath: *jumps through the broken door* Alright, lead the way!
T!Ed: *jerks up from his spot on the bed and slinks down the hall, pausing at the study* Sure as fuck wasn't me. *creeps along towards the stairs*
IC!Gluttony: *sniffs the air, blinking* ...HEY BAD MEAN PEOPLES, WHERE ARE YOU~?
A!Wrath: *loud voice* Come out ye' evil doers, tis time for your come-uppance!
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes* Oh gods, what now. *gets up and follows Ed*
T!Ed: *freezes momentarily before hopping down the stairs and stepping into the hall of the first floor* What the hell do you want?
C!Envy: *hangs back a bit, spotting Glutonny and mentally facepalming when he sees Wrath*
A!Wrath: Umm, is the other one around?
IC!Gluttony: We is here to beat you up bad guys!
T!Ed: Other one of who, pipsqueak? *puts his hands on his hips, then rolls his eyes at Gluttony* Nice. Thanks, but I think I'll take a raincheck.
C!Envy: *sighs* Gluttony, what on earth is this about? *to Wrath* Who are you and why are you in our apartment? Go home.
A!Wrath: Ah, now that you are both here... *clears throat, pulls out sword and strikes dramatic stance* I have heard of your evil deeds Envy and Edward. The world shall tolerate no more of your tyranny.
A!Wrath: Today shall be the day from whenceforth you shall be forever vanquished. Better watch out for my righteous can opener because I'm opening up a juicy can of Justice!
IC!Gluttony: *grins cheerfully*
C!Envy: *trying really hard not to laugh*
T!Ed: ... *starts cracking up* Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
IC!Gluttony: DDDD: Not funny!
C!Envy: *joins Ed with the laughing* You knocked down our door for that?
T!Ed: Poor us! *has to support himself using the wall, laughing too hard*
A!Wrath: *a little bit put off* ... No, I assure you I am not kidding you nor your friend. I have come here to bring you two to Justice for all the Injustice you have caused and I will hear no words to the contrary!
IC!Gluttony: *blinks down at Wrath, not sure what to do now*
A!Wrath: Yes! Poor you indeed! But no mercy for the wicked, you shall both perish before my blade and various other weapons.
C!Envy: *trying really really hard to regain composure, failing miserably*
T!Ed: Right. *gigglesnorts, managing to stand back on his own* I'm going to go get a - get a cup of tea and when the two of you are done playing make believe, then I'll talk to you.
C!Envy: *gives Ed a "don't leave me alone with the crazies" glare*
A!Wrath: *looks to Gluttony* Well this is a bit strange... wait, this is just a clever defense against us! We must not fall to sure base tactics! Let us use their supposed laughing as an opening!
IC!Gluttony: ...Attack now?
A!Wrath: ...yes...now...
T!Ed: *sighs and gives Ren the puppy eyes, opting to stay*
C!Envy: *eyeroll* This sounds obnoxiously like another plot to destroy the walls.
T!Ed: ...Well at least we know I can fix them. *smirks sidelong at him*
A!Wrath: *Wrath rushes towards Ed and swings his sword in a diagonal downwards motion* Take THIS!
IC!Gluttony: *grins wickedly* Bad Other Envy is mine! *picks up nearest piece of furniture and throws it at him*
C!Envy: This is very true. *smiles back* Do you want to take the brat?
C!Envy: *dodges* Gluttony, what the hell is going on?
IC!Gluttony: ...Justice?
T!Ed: FUCK! *twists and gets cut along the side, ducking back and aiming a kick at Wrath's legs*
C!Envy: *blinks, stepping away from the other two* Er, have we done something particularly unjust lately? Just out of curiosity.
C!Envy: *glances over at Edward*
IC!Gluttony: *sort of disgruntled that Envy's not fighting back* You is both bad, always! *tries throwing another piece of furniture?*
A!Wrath: *gets knocked down, rolls out of the way to the side, pulling out a boomerang, crouches and throws the boomarang*
T!Ed: *ducks his head as the boomerang goes whizzing past and smashes a vase on a small table; claps his hands and transmutes a wave of spikes along the floor*
C!Envy: *ducks* Gluttony, stop destroying my apartment, please? The park was perfectly sufficient last time, remember?
C!Envy: Did that kid talk you into this? *jerks his head toward Wrath*
A!Wrath: *barely dives out the way in time, the boomerang returns to where he was, he pulls out his shield and puts his arm in* An admirable foe indeed.
IC!Gluttony: *glances at Edward and Wrath, who seem to be quite happily destroying the apartment* ...He want to fight bad guys. You is bad guys. I tell Adventure Wrath and he want to fight you, so I take him here!
C!Envy: Gluttony! You could have at least let me know... Great. *glances over at the other two* STOP BREAKING THINGS!
T!Ed: *scrabbles up and makes a dive for the stairs before freezing halfway up and glaring at Ren from over his shoulder*
A!Wrath: *turns to speak to Ren* I refuse to stop breaking things! These things are owned by evil people and therefore are imbued with the same evil as their possessors!
C!Envy: *gives him an exhasperated look back that clearly reads, "Should I help?"*
IC!Gluttony: ...I supposed to tell you me is attacking you Bad Other Envy and Bad Edward?
IC!Gluttony: *confused*
T!Ed: *grumbles, pouting* Was just going to take it to the roof...
C!Envy: Yes, Gluttony. If you would do that next time, I would greatly appreciate it. *to Edward* Oh, good idea! Thank you.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks at A!Wrath's words, happily knocks over a lamp*
C!Envy: *facepalm*
A!Wrath: *charges towards Ed with sword gleaming* No time for roof, Justice has no patience!
T!Ed: HEY! I liked that lamp! *flips Gluttony the bird before scrabbling the rest of the way upstairs and running towards the entrance of the roof quite gleefully*
IC!Gluttony: ...But.... *trying to figure out why he should be trying to make Envy happy here*
C!Envy: ...I liked that lamp, too. There, can that be good enough? You broke our nicest lamp.
IC!Gluttony: ...No! Wanna break more things!
A!Wrath: *hastilly follows up stairs* There is no escape for you, villain!
C!Envy: ...What if I gave you something to eat, instead?
T!Ed: Yes there is, peon~ *snerks and dashes out onto the roof, slamming the door shut and making to hide behind a few large flower pots*
IC!Gluttony: *tempted* Gluttony eat Envy?
C!Envy: No, Gluttony. That is a bad idea.
IC!Gluttony: *grins, drooling* Why?
C!Envy: Because then I would fight back and we both remember how that ended last time. We are too equally matched. I am also very much not in the mood and I am still having difficulty remembering a time I did anything to wrong you.
A!Wrath: *rams against the door, falling back after failing once even though it's unlocked. Trying again and getting it open this time.
A!Wrath: He looks around on the roof* Come out come out wherever you are. You don't want to face your death like a coward do you?
T!Ed: *bites his lip to stiffle a laugh, then stands up slowly* So not a coward~
IC!Gluttony: *frowns, pointing at him accusingly* You hurted Alfons!
C!Envy: I was under the influence of my bones, remember?
A!Wrath: *quickly turns to face him* Ah, there you are! Do not resist, short-one, resisting will only prolong the inevitable. *points sword challengingly*
IC!Gluttony: *doesn't know anything about that, actually, nor cares* Bones? Alfons have no bones! You try to kill him! *frowning more*
C!Envy: I never had any intention of killing him. Maes Hughes had exposed me to some of my own bones some time earlier, and I was not yet back to myself. *snorts* You try having a close encounter with your relics.
T!Ed: *looks down at himself mock-thoughtfully* Hmm... I always thought I was of reasonable height. *shrugs, then smirks, kicking hard at one of the flower pots in Wrath's direction*
A!Wrath: *hold up his shield to block but the force still knocks him over* blast! *starts to get up again*
IC!Gluttony: *flinches involuntarily* ...Don't care! You hurt friend, Bad Other Envy! *low-grade growling*
T!Ed: *makes a dash at him, attempting to tackle*
A!Wrath: *tries to stab Ed from a prone position as he tackles*
C!Envy: I apologiesed months ago to him, if that means anything to you. I never had any intention of causing him harm. Besides, you attack my husband on a routine basis. How does that even out?
T!Ed: *gets grazed deeply along the side and recoils, staggering back and holding a hand over the wound as it slowly heals, growling low*
IC!Gluttony: Do not! Never touch Bad Edward in a long time! Not even when he hurted Alphonse! *growls* Not good enough! You hurted Alfons! Me hurt you! *starts circling*
A!Wrath: *gets up quickly, rather pleased with himself* That wound is deeper because it burns with virtue!
A!Wrath: But I know something that burns even brighter. *He pulls out a bomb (stereotypical bomb shape), some flint and tinder and attempts to light it*
C!Envy: But you still did attack him. I menaced Alfons once and never mortally. Just drop it! Alfons and I settled our differences before he left. *stands back to a wall, arms crossed*
T!Ed: Oh, fuck no, kid! *snarls and runs at him, dropping hands along the way after making a clapping motion, intent to hit him with a good chunk of concrete*
IC!Gluttony: *snarls* NOT GOOD ENOUGH! *charges*
C!Envy: *waits til Gluttony is almost on him, moving to the side to allow for wall-ploughing*
A!Wrath: *lights the bomb but looks up just in time to get hit hard in the face with the concrete and goes down hard.
A!Wrath: The bomb drops to the ground, its fuse throwing off sparks as it burns. Wrath lies stunned, blood trickling out of his nose and mouth*
IC!Gluttony: *leaves a large dent in the wall, shakes his head and drops to a crouch, snarling* STAY STILL!!!
C!Envy: What, so you can toss me around? I think not. Isn't there a better place for this?
IC!Gluttony: NO! *punches the wall*
T!Ed: Fuck, fuck, fuck..! *stomps at the bomb to try to put out the fuse, panicked, then scoops it up, nearly hyperventilating when he sees that the fuse is nearly out and spins in circles on the rooftop, trying to figure out what to do*
T!Ed: *FINALLY comes to a decision and chucks the bomb out into the air over the side of the building, ducking and covering his head when it goes boom*
C!Envy: *ducks aside, grimacing at the dent* ...I am sorry your friend left...
A!Wrath: *Eyes slowly start to refocus at the sound of the explosion*
C!Envy: *hears boom, not sure whether to really worry or just get more exhasperated*
T!Ed: *looks up where the bomb went off... looks back down at himself to make sure he's all there before letting out a sigh of relief*
A!Wrath: *wipes blood from his mouth, stands up shakily. Puts his hat back on.* A lucky blow, I assure you, it will not happen again. Prepare yourself!
T!Ed: *whirls around at the sound of Wrath's voice* Dammit, kid! Can't you just stay down or die already?
IC!Gluttony: *frowns* ...No you isn't!
A!Wrath: *sways a little* I refuse to die, there are people who need me alive, and people who need me to make them not alive, like yourself! HAAAAA *He charges again, blade poised up high*
IC!Gluttony: *hears explosion, grins a little, hopes that's the sound of Edward dying*
T!Ed: *dances around to the side, a little slow on his feet, and stumbles a bit backwards, nearly tripping*
C!Envy: It feels awful, I know. You have already lost Lust. *trying very hard to be sympathetic to the entity destroying his living room, but feeling irritatedly genuine*
A!Wrath: *charges a bit far, has to wheel around on one foot to face Ed again. Makes a slash for his neck*
T!Ed: *manages to get his neck out of the line of fire as he does fall, shoulder getting slashed and yelping, and reaches out to make a grab for Wrath's wrist*
IC!Gluttony: *balls his hands into fists* YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! *trembling a little*
A!Wrath: *tries to shake Ed's grip from his wrist then attempts to smack him with the shield*
C!Envy: *sighs* You would be surprised. I married a human, remember?
IC!Gluttony: *isn't entirely sure what to feel right now* ...So?
T!Ed: *gets hit in the side of the head and goes slightly cross-eyed, grip loosening*
C!Envy: So I understand about losing a human you care about. I went crazy when Edward died... which is mostly why he is alive again... *frowns*
A!Wrath: *continues to smack him in the head until the grip is loose* Take that and that!
IC!Gluttony: *snorts* Should've let Stupid Edward stay deaded....
C!Envy: Is that in the same category as my stating that I hope Alfons stays in his own dimension, then?
T!Ed: Rargh! *howls with rage and snatches at the shield, kicking one of his legs out and aiming for Wrath's*
IC!Gluttony: Don't say that! That is mean! *frowns*
C!Envy: ...You just said my husband should stay dead! Goodness, isn't anyone ever paying attention anymore?!
A!Wrath: *Wrath is knocked down easily, he falls down between Ed's legs, his cap hits the ground.*
IC!Gluttony: Stupid Bad Edward is bad mean bad people! He deserve to be deaded!
C!Envy: No, he does not. He is my husband and I love him. I think you understand that about as much as I understand your friendship with Alfons.
T!Ed: *makes a face and scrabbles back, still gripping the shield and aiming a heavy blow at his head* Why don't you take that~
IC!Gluttony: Alfons is nice good people! You and Edward is both stupid.... *pouting*
C!Envy: I am quite sorry you feel that way. I have no real quarrel with you so long as you stay away from Edward. In fact... Hm. *thinks, smirking to himself*
IC!Gluttony: *narrows eyes suspisciously* ...What?
A!Wrath: *Wrath loses brain cells in the collision of foot and head, he recoils back in pain. He struggles to stand again.*
T!Ed: *reaches out to grab him by the back of the shirt, sneering* Now you little fucker, I'm going to take you back to your lard ass friend and then you're both going home.
C!Envy: If we made a deal- you stop trying to destroy my things, eat my husband, and tear me to shreds... and I will look into finding a way to take you to visit Alfons.
A!Wrath: *darts away* No! I will never give up the fight! I will never give up my goal, my dream, my life!! Besides *smiles* you haven't seen my secret weapon yet
A!Wrath: *pulls out a glowing orange crystal from a pouch on his belt and chuckles as he stares at it*
IC!Gluttony: *wary* ...How?
C!Envy: I can travel the dimensions at will, remember? It would just be a matter of finding the right one.
T!Ed: ... *just stares at him* That cup of tea I was thinking about? I think I'm going to have that now, thank you. *turns his back and starts for the door to the apartment*
IC!Gluttony: ...You can find Alfons? You take Gluttony?
C!Envy: I can try. You hear that? I will do my very best to try. And then I will take Gluttony.
IC!Gluttony: ...How I know you is trying and not not trying and being a bad lying people like Bad Edward?
A!Wrath: Oh no you don't! *He claps his hands and focuses on the crystal, then he starts running towards Ed*
C!Envy: Because I never lie. ...And, oddly enough, I respect you.
T!Ed: Shit! *runs away from the door and away from Wrath, watching him warily*
IC!Gluttony: ...If I finds out you is lying.... *low growl*
C!Envy: I really have no reason to. And hell, if it makes you stop punching the drywall...
A!Wrath: *runs towards Ed* PURIFYING FLAME!!! *a large area around him erupts into a scorching inferno*
IC!Gluttony: ...Okay....
C!Envy: *smiles, small but genuine* I am sorry you are so upset.
T!Ed: *eyes go wide and stops backing up, avoiding running into the wall of flames* You're going to burn the whole damn building down!
C!Envy: *...feels a slight disturbance in the force and a distinct need to go upstairs and check on things*
A!Wrath: *screams loudly as the flames gorw and intensity*
IC!Gluttony: *grumbles a little, grudgingly rights a piece of furniture*
T!Ed: ... *torn between laughing and utter puzzlement, debating what to do*
IC!Gluttony: *smells burning, glances around with vague interest*
C!Envy: ...Thank you. *surprised* ...Er, so... who exactly is your small friend?
C!Envy: *also smells* ...Tell me on the way upstairs. *starts up quickly*
IC!Gluttony: ...He is like Wrath, but a different Wrath... say him name is Adventure Wrath.... *trails after him for something to do*
C!Envy: Oh goodness. More doubles? *pushes open the door to the garden stairs, moving quickly up them* Edward..?
A!Wrath: *the flame stops, Wrath is left is the middle looking dazed and toasted, swaying back and forth precariously, clothes and skin blacked with smoke.* Wa~ I thought...~ I got you.... uhg *He collapses*
C!Envy: *arrives just in time to witness this, glancing over at Ed* ...You are alive. Wonderful.
T!Ed: ...Well damn. *blinks, then glances over at Ren* Oh... Yeah, I am.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, peering past Envy* ...Toasty. *puts a finger in his mouth*
T!Ed: ...You can eat him if you want Gluttony. Bet he tastes like a kabob.
C!Envy: *looks him up and down* More or less in tact?
A!Wrath: *muttering from the ground* I will... not give up the fight.... you fiend... you.... umm... bad... person....you....suck...
C!Envy: *tries not to laugh*
T!Ed: *shrugs* Couple of scratches. They've healed.
IC!Gluttony: *wanders over to A!Wrath* You has Justice?
C!Envy: Oh good. So, er... what happened, then? You did something with fire?
A!Wrath: I has... just, us.
T!Ed: No, that little shit did something with fire. *grumbles, pointing at Wrath*
IC!Gluttony: *blinks* ...Good?
C!Envy: To himself?
T!Ed: I guess so...
C!Envy: ...Odd.
T!Ed: ...Quite. Tea?
C!Envy: Please?
A!Wrath: Maybe not so good... well... we need to work on that... and the use of fire... need to work on that too...
T!Ed: Lovely. *heads into the apartment*
C!Envy: *hangs back a moment* Gluttony, can you get this child off of my roof sometime soon? If you do, you may come back for tea, if you like.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks at Envy* ...Tea? That is weird hot drink, yes?
C!Envy: Yes. And we probably have something you would be interested in eating. But only if you are interested.
A!Wrath: Don't eat me.... Justice... is better steamed than toasted.... *somewhat incoherently*
IC!Gluttony: ...What for eating? Something tasty good?
A!Wrath: And don't think you've won you two. I'll be back one day with my... uhh, internal bleeding of... Justice? Concussion of Justice?
C!Envy: We probably have some sort of meat in the refridgerator. And if you are still hungry afterwards, there is an atrocious woman on the third floor with a small dog I would not mind seeing the end of.
C!Envy: *to Wrath* Enjoy that.
IC!Gluttony: *pats Wrath on the head gently* Don't worry! Gluttony not eat Adventure Wrath....
IC!Gluttony: *drools slightly, weighing the pros and cons of food vs. intentionally spending time near Edward... doesn't know what to think about Envy at this point* ...Me come back later.
A!Wrath: Thanks old chum, for this kindness. Except next time, could you work on the killing of Envy a bit harder?
C!Envy: Alright. I will expect you. And this time, just knock, please?
IC!Gluttony: *looks at Wrath, chagrined* ...Sorry... tried.... He make deal with Gluttony....
IC!Gluttony: *scratches head, flashing a grin at Envy* Okay!
A!Wrath: There is no deal... with evil... do not betray the goodness in your heart...
C!Envy: *smiles back, nodding once before turning and heading down the stairs to the apartment*
IC!Gluttony: *worries about this a little* ...Maybe later? And you can still attack him! ...Maybe not now, though, you not looking so good....
C!Envy: *meanders into the kitchen* Edward? Sorry, I had to see that those two would leave without a fuss.
T!Ed: *shrugs, setting down two mugs at the kitchen table* Anything to make them go away, you know?
C!Envy: Yes, oh yes... I know. *eyeroll* But I made a deal with Gluttony. Diplomacy and all that- we were overdue.
T!Ed: You think you could make a deal with that kid, too? *flops over in a chair* Like hell I want to get attacked when I go out.
C!Envy: I doubt you have to worry. He seems more inane than anything. Oh, and Gluttony will be back later, but he plans on being a bit more polite this time.
C!Envy: I offered him tea. Sort of a truce.
T!Ed: ...I'm going to be in the bedroom or stay out when he comes by, I think.
IC!Gluttony: *stares down at Wrath* I carry you to where I live, maybe?
C!Envy: He should not be long. I am sorry, I know you hate him but this is really getting out of hand. I needed to do something.
T!Ed: It's fine. Like I said, anything to make him go away I'm certainly up for. Just as long as I don't have to be involved or anything like that directly. *flashes a grin*
C!Envy: No, no. Of course not. *smiles back* He even righted some furniture before we came up to find you.
A!Wrath: uhh, yes, please. I do not feel strong enough... to continue.... *he feints*
T!Ed: Oh, wonderful~
C!Envy: Yes. But would you mind repairing the door? I am afraid the neighbors are going to start wandering in any moment now.
T!Ed: Of course. I don't want Katrinelje running out either, though she's usually good about explosions in the house... *frowns, standing*
IC!Gluttony: *frowns a little, gently picking up Wrath and leaping to the fire escape, heading down to the ground and off towards The House*
When: 02/13/07
Rating: PG-13
Categories: Misc Happenings, Misc Pairings
Summary: A!Wrath and Gluttony pay Ren and T!Ed a visit. Gluttony is sad that Alfons is gone and strikes up a deal with Ren. A!Wrath and T!Ed kung-fu fight on the roof.
IC!Gluttony: *punches through Ed and Ren's apartment door*
IC!Gluttony: *crawls through the splinters, gesturing for A!Wrath to follow him* They Bad Peoples lives in here, come on!
C!Envy: *sits up from writing on some forms, blinking* Edward? Is that you? What happened?
A!Wrath: *jumps through the broken door* Alright, lead the way!
T!Ed: *jerks up from his spot on the bed and slinks down the hall, pausing at the study* Sure as fuck wasn't me. *creeps along towards the stairs*
IC!Gluttony: *sniffs the air, blinking* ...HEY BAD MEAN PEOPLES, WHERE ARE YOU~?
A!Wrath: *loud voice* Come out ye' evil doers, tis time for your come-uppance!
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes* Oh gods, what now. *gets up and follows Ed*
T!Ed: *freezes momentarily before hopping down the stairs and stepping into the hall of the first floor* What the hell do you want?
C!Envy: *hangs back a bit, spotting Glutonny and mentally facepalming when he sees Wrath*
A!Wrath: Umm, is the other one around?
IC!Gluttony: We is here to beat you up bad guys!
T!Ed: Other one of who, pipsqueak? *puts his hands on his hips, then rolls his eyes at Gluttony* Nice. Thanks, but I think I'll take a raincheck.
C!Envy: *sighs* Gluttony, what on earth is this about? *to Wrath* Who are you and why are you in our apartment? Go home.
A!Wrath: Ah, now that you are both here... *clears throat, pulls out sword and strikes dramatic stance* I have heard of your evil deeds Envy and Edward. The world shall tolerate no more of your tyranny.
A!Wrath: Today shall be the day from whenceforth you shall be forever vanquished. Better watch out for my righteous can opener because I'm opening up a juicy can of Justice!
IC!Gluttony: *grins cheerfully*
C!Envy: *trying really hard not to laugh*
T!Ed: ... *starts cracking up* Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
IC!Gluttony: DDDD: Not funny!
C!Envy: *joins Ed with the laughing* You knocked down our door for that?
T!Ed: Poor us! *has to support himself using the wall, laughing too hard*
A!Wrath: *a little bit put off* ... No, I assure you I am not kidding you nor your friend. I have come here to bring you two to Justice for all the Injustice you have caused and I will hear no words to the contrary!
IC!Gluttony: *blinks down at Wrath, not sure what to do now*
A!Wrath: Yes! Poor you indeed! But no mercy for the wicked, you shall both perish before my blade and various other weapons.
C!Envy: *trying really really hard to regain composure, failing miserably*
T!Ed: Right. *gigglesnorts, managing to stand back on his own* I'm going to go get a - get a cup of tea and when the two of you are done playing make believe, then I'll talk to you.
C!Envy: *gives Ed a "don't leave me alone with the crazies" glare*
A!Wrath: *looks to Gluttony* Well this is a bit strange... wait, this is just a clever defense against us! We must not fall to sure base tactics! Let us use their supposed laughing as an opening!
IC!Gluttony: ...Attack now?
A!Wrath: ...yes...now...
T!Ed: *sighs and gives Ren the puppy eyes, opting to stay*
C!Envy: *eyeroll* This sounds obnoxiously like another plot to destroy the walls.
T!Ed: ...Well at least we know I can fix them. *smirks sidelong at him*
A!Wrath: *Wrath rushes towards Ed and swings his sword in a diagonal downwards motion* Take THIS!
IC!Gluttony: *grins wickedly* Bad Other Envy is mine! *picks up nearest piece of furniture and throws it at him*
C!Envy: This is very true. *smiles back* Do you want to take the brat?
C!Envy: *dodges* Gluttony, what the hell is going on?
IC!Gluttony: ...Justice?
T!Ed: FUCK! *twists and gets cut along the side, ducking back and aiming a kick at Wrath's legs*
C!Envy: *blinks, stepping away from the other two* Er, have we done something particularly unjust lately? Just out of curiosity.
C!Envy: *glances over at Edward*
IC!Gluttony: *sort of disgruntled that Envy's not fighting back* You is both bad, always! *tries throwing another piece of furniture?*
A!Wrath: *gets knocked down, rolls out of the way to the side, pulling out a boomerang, crouches and throws the boomarang*
T!Ed: *ducks his head as the boomerang goes whizzing past and smashes a vase on a small table; claps his hands and transmutes a wave of spikes along the floor*
C!Envy: *ducks* Gluttony, stop destroying my apartment, please? The park was perfectly sufficient last time, remember?
C!Envy: Did that kid talk you into this? *jerks his head toward Wrath*
A!Wrath: *barely dives out the way in time, the boomerang returns to where he was, he pulls out his shield and puts his arm in* An admirable foe indeed.
IC!Gluttony: *glances at Edward and Wrath, who seem to be quite happily destroying the apartment* ...He want to fight bad guys. You is bad guys. I tell Adventure Wrath and he want to fight you, so I take him here!
C!Envy: Gluttony! You could have at least let me know... Great. *glances over at the other two* STOP BREAKING THINGS!
T!Ed: *scrabbles up and makes a dive for the stairs before freezing halfway up and glaring at Ren from over his shoulder*
A!Wrath: *turns to speak to Ren* I refuse to stop breaking things! These things are owned by evil people and therefore are imbued with the same evil as their possessors!
C!Envy: *gives him an exhasperated look back that clearly reads, "Should I help?"*
IC!Gluttony: ...I supposed to tell you me is attacking you Bad Other Envy and Bad Edward?
IC!Gluttony: *confused*
T!Ed: *grumbles, pouting* Was just going to take it to the roof...
C!Envy: Yes, Gluttony. If you would do that next time, I would greatly appreciate it. *to Edward* Oh, good idea! Thank you.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks at A!Wrath's words, happily knocks over a lamp*
C!Envy: *facepalm*
A!Wrath: *charges towards Ed with sword gleaming* No time for roof, Justice has no patience!
T!Ed: HEY! I liked that lamp! *flips Gluttony the bird before scrabbling the rest of the way upstairs and running towards the entrance of the roof quite gleefully*
IC!Gluttony: ...But.... *trying to figure out why he should be trying to make Envy happy here*
C!Envy: ...I liked that lamp, too. There, can that be good enough? You broke our nicest lamp.
IC!Gluttony: ...No! Wanna break more things!
A!Wrath: *hastilly follows up stairs* There is no escape for you, villain!
C!Envy: ...What if I gave you something to eat, instead?
T!Ed: Yes there is, peon~ *snerks and dashes out onto the roof, slamming the door shut and making to hide behind a few large flower pots*
IC!Gluttony: *tempted* Gluttony eat Envy?
C!Envy: No, Gluttony. That is a bad idea.
IC!Gluttony: *grins, drooling* Why?
C!Envy: Because then I would fight back and we both remember how that ended last time. We are too equally matched. I am also very much not in the mood and I am still having difficulty remembering a time I did anything to wrong you.
A!Wrath: *rams against the door, falling back after failing once even though it's unlocked. Trying again and getting it open this time.
A!Wrath: He looks around on the roof* Come out come out wherever you are. You don't want to face your death like a coward do you?
T!Ed: *bites his lip to stiffle a laugh, then stands up slowly* So not a coward~
IC!Gluttony: *frowns, pointing at him accusingly* You hurted Alfons!
C!Envy: I was under the influence of my bones, remember?
A!Wrath: *quickly turns to face him* Ah, there you are! Do not resist, short-one, resisting will only prolong the inevitable. *points sword challengingly*
IC!Gluttony: *doesn't know anything about that, actually, nor cares* Bones? Alfons have no bones! You try to kill him! *frowning more*
C!Envy: I never had any intention of killing him. Maes Hughes had exposed me to some of my own bones some time earlier, and I was not yet back to myself. *snorts* You try having a close encounter with your relics.
T!Ed: *looks down at himself mock-thoughtfully* Hmm... I always thought I was of reasonable height. *shrugs, then smirks, kicking hard at one of the flower pots in Wrath's direction*
A!Wrath: *hold up his shield to block but the force still knocks him over* blast! *starts to get up again*
IC!Gluttony: *flinches involuntarily* ...Don't care! You hurt friend, Bad Other Envy! *low-grade growling*
T!Ed: *makes a dash at him, attempting to tackle*
A!Wrath: *tries to stab Ed from a prone position as he tackles*
C!Envy: I apologiesed months ago to him, if that means anything to you. I never had any intention of causing him harm. Besides, you attack my husband on a routine basis. How does that even out?
T!Ed: *gets grazed deeply along the side and recoils, staggering back and holding a hand over the wound as it slowly heals, growling low*
IC!Gluttony: Do not! Never touch Bad Edward in a long time! Not even when he hurted Alphonse! *growls* Not good enough! You hurted Alfons! Me hurt you! *starts circling*
A!Wrath: *gets up quickly, rather pleased with himself* That wound is deeper because it burns with virtue!
A!Wrath: But I know something that burns even brighter. *He pulls out a bomb (stereotypical bomb shape), some flint and tinder and attempts to light it*
C!Envy: But you still did attack him. I menaced Alfons once and never mortally. Just drop it! Alfons and I settled our differences before he left. *stands back to a wall, arms crossed*
T!Ed: Oh, fuck no, kid! *snarls and runs at him, dropping hands along the way after making a clapping motion, intent to hit him with a good chunk of concrete*
IC!Gluttony: *snarls* NOT GOOD ENOUGH! *charges*
C!Envy: *waits til Gluttony is almost on him, moving to the side to allow for wall-ploughing*
A!Wrath: *lights the bomb but looks up just in time to get hit hard in the face with the concrete and goes down hard.
A!Wrath: The bomb drops to the ground, its fuse throwing off sparks as it burns. Wrath lies stunned, blood trickling out of his nose and mouth*
IC!Gluttony: *leaves a large dent in the wall, shakes his head and drops to a crouch, snarling* STAY STILL!!!
C!Envy: What, so you can toss me around? I think not. Isn't there a better place for this?
IC!Gluttony: NO! *punches the wall*
T!Ed: Fuck, fuck, fuck..! *stomps at the bomb to try to put out the fuse, panicked, then scoops it up, nearly hyperventilating when he sees that the fuse is nearly out and spins in circles on the rooftop, trying to figure out what to do*
T!Ed: *FINALLY comes to a decision and chucks the bomb out into the air over the side of the building, ducking and covering his head when it goes boom*
C!Envy: *ducks aside, grimacing at the dent* ...I am sorry your friend left...
A!Wrath: *Eyes slowly start to refocus at the sound of the explosion*
C!Envy: *hears boom, not sure whether to really worry or just get more exhasperated*
T!Ed: *looks up where the bomb went off... looks back down at himself to make sure he's all there before letting out a sigh of relief*
A!Wrath: *wipes blood from his mouth, stands up shakily. Puts his hat back on.* A lucky blow, I assure you, it will not happen again. Prepare yourself!
T!Ed: *whirls around at the sound of Wrath's voice* Dammit, kid! Can't you just stay down or die already?
IC!Gluttony: *frowns* ...No you isn't!
A!Wrath: *sways a little* I refuse to die, there are people who need me alive, and people who need me to make them not alive, like yourself! HAAAAA *He charges again, blade poised up high*
IC!Gluttony: *hears explosion, grins a little, hopes that's the sound of Edward dying*
T!Ed: *dances around to the side, a little slow on his feet, and stumbles a bit backwards, nearly tripping*
C!Envy: It feels awful, I know. You have already lost Lust. *trying very hard to be sympathetic to the entity destroying his living room, but feeling irritatedly genuine*
A!Wrath: *charges a bit far, has to wheel around on one foot to face Ed again. Makes a slash for his neck*
T!Ed: *manages to get his neck out of the line of fire as he does fall, shoulder getting slashed and yelping, and reaches out to make a grab for Wrath's wrist*
IC!Gluttony: *balls his hands into fists* YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! *trembling a little*
A!Wrath: *tries to shake Ed's grip from his wrist then attempts to smack him with the shield*
C!Envy: *sighs* You would be surprised. I married a human, remember?
IC!Gluttony: *isn't entirely sure what to feel right now* ...So?
T!Ed: *gets hit in the side of the head and goes slightly cross-eyed, grip loosening*
C!Envy: So I understand about losing a human you care about. I went crazy when Edward died... which is mostly why he is alive again... *frowns*
A!Wrath: *continues to smack him in the head until the grip is loose* Take that and that!
IC!Gluttony: *snorts* Should've let Stupid Edward stay deaded....
C!Envy: Is that in the same category as my stating that I hope Alfons stays in his own dimension, then?
T!Ed: Rargh! *howls with rage and snatches at the shield, kicking one of his legs out and aiming for Wrath's*
IC!Gluttony: Don't say that! That is mean! *frowns*
C!Envy: ...You just said my husband should stay dead! Goodness, isn't anyone ever paying attention anymore?!
A!Wrath: *Wrath is knocked down easily, he falls down between Ed's legs, his cap hits the ground.*
IC!Gluttony: Stupid Bad Edward is bad mean bad people! He deserve to be deaded!
C!Envy: No, he does not. He is my husband and I love him. I think you understand that about as much as I understand your friendship with Alfons.
T!Ed: *makes a face and scrabbles back, still gripping the shield and aiming a heavy blow at his head* Why don't you take that~
IC!Gluttony: Alfons is nice good people! You and Edward is both stupid.... *pouting*
C!Envy: I am quite sorry you feel that way. I have no real quarrel with you so long as you stay away from Edward. In fact... Hm. *thinks, smirking to himself*
IC!Gluttony: *narrows eyes suspisciously* ...What?
A!Wrath: *Wrath loses brain cells in the collision of foot and head, he recoils back in pain. He struggles to stand again.*
T!Ed: *reaches out to grab him by the back of the shirt, sneering* Now you little fucker, I'm going to take you back to your lard ass friend and then you're both going home.
C!Envy: If we made a deal- you stop trying to destroy my things, eat my husband, and tear me to shreds... and I will look into finding a way to take you to visit Alfons.
A!Wrath: *darts away* No! I will never give up the fight! I will never give up my goal, my dream, my life!! Besides *smiles* you haven't seen my secret weapon yet
A!Wrath: *pulls out a glowing orange crystal from a pouch on his belt and chuckles as he stares at it*
IC!Gluttony: *wary* ...How?
C!Envy: I can travel the dimensions at will, remember? It would just be a matter of finding the right one.
T!Ed: ... *just stares at him* That cup of tea I was thinking about? I think I'm going to have that now, thank you. *turns his back and starts for the door to the apartment*
IC!Gluttony: ...You can find Alfons? You take Gluttony?
C!Envy: I can try. You hear that? I will do my very best to try. And then I will take Gluttony.
IC!Gluttony: ...How I know you is trying and not not trying and being a bad lying people like Bad Edward?
A!Wrath: Oh no you don't! *He claps his hands and focuses on the crystal, then he starts running towards Ed*
C!Envy: Because I never lie. ...And, oddly enough, I respect you.
T!Ed: Shit! *runs away from the door and away from Wrath, watching him warily*
IC!Gluttony: ...If I finds out you is lying.... *low growl*
C!Envy: I really have no reason to. And hell, if it makes you stop punching the drywall...
A!Wrath: *runs towards Ed* PURIFYING FLAME!!! *a large area around him erupts into a scorching inferno*
IC!Gluttony: ...Okay....
C!Envy: *smiles, small but genuine* I am sorry you are so upset.
T!Ed: *eyes go wide and stops backing up, avoiding running into the wall of flames* You're going to burn the whole damn building down!
C!Envy: *...feels a slight disturbance in the force and a distinct need to go upstairs and check on things*
A!Wrath: *screams loudly as the flames gorw and intensity*
IC!Gluttony: *grumbles a little, grudgingly rights a piece of furniture*
T!Ed: ... *torn between laughing and utter puzzlement, debating what to do*
IC!Gluttony: *smells burning, glances around with vague interest*
C!Envy: ...Thank you. *surprised* ...Er, so... who exactly is your small friend?
C!Envy: *also smells* ...Tell me on the way upstairs. *starts up quickly*
IC!Gluttony: ...He is like Wrath, but a different Wrath... say him name is Adventure Wrath.... *trails after him for something to do*
C!Envy: Oh goodness. More doubles? *pushes open the door to the garden stairs, moving quickly up them* Edward..?
A!Wrath: *the flame stops, Wrath is left is the middle looking dazed and toasted, swaying back and forth precariously, clothes and skin blacked with smoke.* Wa~ I thought...~ I got you.... uhg *He collapses*
C!Envy: *arrives just in time to witness this, glancing over at Ed* ...You are alive. Wonderful.
T!Ed: ...Well damn. *blinks, then glances over at Ren* Oh... Yeah, I am.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, peering past Envy* ...Toasty. *puts a finger in his mouth*
T!Ed: ...You can eat him if you want Gluttony. Bet he tastes like a kabob.
C!Envy: *looks him up and down* More or less in tact?
A!Wrath: *muttering from the ground* I will... not give up the fight.... you fiend... you.... umm... bad... person....you....suck...
C!Envy: *tries not to laugh*
T!Ed: *shrugs* Couple of scratches. They've healed.
IC!Gluttony: *wanders over to A!Wrath* You has Justice?
C!Envy: Oh good. So, er... what happened, then? You did something with fire?
A!Wrath: I has... just, us.
T!Ed: No, that little shit did something with fire. *grumbles, pointing at Wrath*
IC!Gluttony: *blinks* ...Good?
C!Envy: To himself?
T!Ed: I guess so...
C!Envy: ...Odd.
T!Ed: ...Quite. Tea?
C!Envy: Please?
A!Wrath: Maybe not so good... well... we need to work on that... and the use of fire... need to work on that too...
T!Ed: Lovely. *heads into the apartment*
C!Envy: *hangs back a moment* Gluttony, can you get this child off of my roof sometime soon? If you do, you may come back for tea, if you like.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks at Envy* ...Tea? That is weird hot drink, yes?
C!Envy: Yes. And we probably have something you would be interested in eating. But only if you are interested.
A!Wrath: Don't eat me.... Justice... is better steamed than toasted.... *somewhat incoherently*
IC!Gluttony: ...What for eating? Something tasty good?
A!Wrath: And don't think you've won you two. I'll be back one day with my... uhh, internal bleeding of... Justice? Concussion of Justice?
C!Envy: We probably have some sort of meat in the refridgerator. And if you are still hungry afterwards, there is an atrocious woman on the third floor with a small dog I would not mind seeing the end of.
C!Envy: *to Wrath* Enjoy that.
IC!Gluttony: *pats Wrath on the head gently* Don't worry! Gluttony not eat Adventure Wrath....
IC!Gluttony: *drools slightly, weighing the pros and cons of food vs. intentionally spending time near Edward... doesn't know what to think about Envy at this point* ...Me come back later.
A!Wrath: Thanks old chum, for this kindness. Except next time, could you work on the killing of Envy a bit harder?
C!Envy: Alright. I will expect you. And this time, just knock, please?
IC!Gluttony: *looks at Wrath, chagrined* ...Sorry... tried.... He make deal with Gluttony....
IC!Gluttony: *scratches head, flashing a grin at Envy* Okay!
A!Wrath: There is no deal... with evil... do not betray the goodness in your heart...
C!Envy: *smiles back, nodding once before turning and heading down the stairs to the apartment*
IC!Gluttony: *worries about this a little* ...Maybe later? And you can still attack him! ...Maybe not now, though, you not looking so good....
C!Envy: *meanders into the kitchen* Edward? Sorry, I had to see that those two would leave without a fuss.
T!Ed: *shrugs, setting down two mugs at the kitchen table* Anything to make them go away, you know?
C!Envy: Yes, oh yes... I know. *eyeroll* But I made a deal with Gluttony. Diplomacy and all that- we were overdue.
T!Ed: You think you could make a deal with that kid, too? *flops over in a chair* Like hell I want to get attacked when I go out.
C!Envy: I doubt you have to worry. He seems more inane than anything. Oh, and Gluttony will be back later, but he plans on being a bit more polite this time.
C!Envy: I offered him tea. Sort of a truce.
T!Ed: ...I'm going to be in the bedroom or stay out when he comes by, I think.
IC!Gluttony: *stares down at Wrath* I carry you to where I live, maybe?
C!Envy: He should not be long. I am sorry, I know you hate him but this is really getting out of hand. I needed to do something.
T!Ed: It's fine. Like I said, anything to make him go away I'm certainly up for. Just as long as I don't have to be involved or anything like that directly. *flashes a grin*
C!Envy: No, no. Of course not. *smiles back* He even righted some furniture before we came up to find you.
A!Wrath: uhh, yes, please. I do not feel strong enough... to continue.... *he feints*
T!Ed: Oh, wonderful~
C!Envy: Yes. But would you mind repairing the door? I am afraid the neighbors are going to start wandering in any moment now.
T!Ed: Of course. I don't want Katrinelje running out either, though she's usually good about explosions in the house... *frowns, standing*
IC!Gluttony: *frowns a little, gently picking up Wrath and leaping to the fire escape, heading down to the ground and off towards The House*