npc: Darren C. Hohenheim

[omg_abab]

*suddenly, surprisedly, and inexplicably standing smack-dab in the middle of the park, blinking around at the bright sun* ........... *insert a lot of colorful Gaelic-like curse words here

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[ipwnturtles]

*happens to be rolling through the park catching some sun when he comes across Darren* ... *stares* ... *raises his eyebrows* ... *makes a funny face* ... *bursts out laughing* Ren what the hell are you dressed as?

[omg_abab]

*blinks at him, trying to make sense out of the thing he's sitting in* Cad é atá tú a rá or a mhaíomh?

[ipwnturtles]

...What? Ren, I don't know what kind of joke you're playing, but that's really not funny.

[omg_abab]

*thinks a moment before trying to talk again, very slowly* Who is... Ren?

[ipwnturtles]

Ahm... He's my husband? *grins lamely, blinking at his accent* You look like him. Kind of. Er.

[omg_abab]

*really weird look* Husband? Fear céile? *tilts his head* Oh.

[ipwnturtles]

Fear what now? *raises his eyebrows, returning the strange look* Erm... oh! I'm Edward, anyway. Edward Elric. Nice to meet you. *reaches a hand out for him to shake*

[omg_abab]

*sighs* Fe-ar. Fear céile. Husband. *figures these weirdos must just have a different understanding of men and women's places in a marriage, but smiles tentatively* I- *trying to remember the right word* -I am Darren Hohenheim...anyway? *looks quizzically at his hand*

[ipwnturtles]

Uh... right. *smiles as pleasantly as he can, dropping his hand back into his lap* Pleased to meet you, Darren. So, barring the obvious, I take it you're new here?

[omg_abab]

*trying really hard to follow his speech, picking up the general gist of it* Very nice to... meet you. Too. *smiles brightly with a quick shallow bow* New... núíosach! Yes! *excited gestures* Where is- is this?

[ipwnturtles]

*slows down his talking a little, not sure if it'll help, but doing it all the same* The city is called Central and it's in the country of Amestris. Right now you're in Central's lovely park. *grins lamely, gesturing around at the scenery*

[omg_abab]

Center... of... Amestris? *blinks* ...Park? *looks where he gestures, not sure what he's supposed to see* I am... Faoileán Inish ...from. Do you know it?

[ipwnturtles]

Yeah... And I've never heard of that place before. *not even going to try to repeat the name, afraid to butcher it* ...Do you know anything about the dimensions?

[omg_abab]

*nods with a strange expression, suddenly looking almost hopeful* Yes! Dimension change! ...This is different one?

[ipwnturtles]

Yes! *grins, excited* This is a different one. I don't know how long you'll be here, but hopefully you'll make it home soon, eh?

[omg_abab]

*blinks, wondering if it would be rude to tell him to slow the hell down* Different... one... *face breaks into a gigantic smile and he lets out a whoop* SEA! An bastairt mallaithe sin! Never going back! Iontach! *jubilation commences*