Yaoi fangirls are stupid. Nothing new.

Mar 12, 2009 19:33

This rant is related to Mobile Suit Gundam 00.

And yes, it does contain spoilers. So open the cut only if that's okay.

I really, really, really hate all these freaking dumb yaoi fangirls. Or maybe hate is not the exact word. It's that feeling you get when you just think this type of people should be herded together and shot for being just too damn stupid to live.

I don't care who you pair, ship or drool over; that's your business and your preference, and even though it doesn't coincide with mine, I don't care. But seriously, STOP SAYING IT'S CANON. Deluding yourself won't turn the unfounded pairings you come up with for the sake of satisfying your raging hormones real. The only concrete results will be making people who are smarter and more rational than you think the following:

1. You're a moron.
2. You don't have the slightest idea what the term "canon" actually refers to.
3. And by the way, your writing skills suck, anyway. Because you don't know anything about writing whatsoever; all you know is that you want to see those two guys together in a fic.
4. Trolling you will be fun.
5. Especially if you have a whole bunch of fans available for flaming. They're even more retarded than you are, anyway, since they actually enjoy the fail you churn out.

For your information, canon is what happens ONLY in MATERIAL THAT THE ORIGINAL CREATOR APPROVES OF. Any speculation beyond that, and anything not depicted there, no matter how close to what everyone thinks might happen (especially if 'everyone' is you and other dolts), is NOT canon.

And since this was triggered by some people in the Gundam 00 fandom, let me give details.

Yes, Ribbons and Tieria danced with each other at a party where Tieria was disguised as a woman. Because it was Sumeragi's strategy to avoid being bothered by all those people hating Celestial Being's guts, and also intended lulz for the fans, like us. And as far as canon goes, they also HATE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH. No matter how many times you pair them in your crapfics, they still will.

Yes, Tieria is still in extreme-emo mode over Lockon's death even a whole season later. Sucks to be you, but as far as on-screen demonstrations go, this is the classical JUST FRIENDS type of situation that you always ignore because it gets in the way of your wet dreams.

So do us all a favor and stop assaulting us with your crap.

rant, anime, gundam 00

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