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Apr 09, 2004 19:03

I need to fix a number of things about myself. One being: eliminate Starbucks from my diet. Not doing this will damage my funds, my diet, and my sanity as I'm absolutely in love with my regular barista and absolutely die everytime he looks at me. In fact, the next time I see him and he doesn't propose and/or ask for my number, I'm quite sure I'll shoot everyone in the area.

Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
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