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So I think I'll be in England for my birthday. I'm so so excited to go home I can't even explain it. Only three months and twenty five days, thank fucking god. I belong at home. So long, America!
It's Valentine's Day today and I figured I'd just be pissed and chocolateless. But who the fuck needs a valentine when your mom rocks hardcore and brings you chocolate. Don't take your parents for granted, fuckers. Mel tried to set me up with her boyfriend's friend for Valentine's Day dinner, but I'm not a desperate whorebag like Nina Sanderson, so I declined.
I also discovered this morning that dinosaurs are cooler than pirates and ninjas put together times a very very large number. I had this idea to list random things about me so people will understand me better. I'm not sure whether or not this'll help.
+I think it's the funniest thing to dip jalepenos in salsa and eat. When this happens, I can't stop laughing
+I alternate places to sleep. Sometimes I sleep on the futon in the guest room, sometimes on the couch or love seat, sometimes in Emma's bed, and sometimes in my bed. I never sleep in the same place more than three nights in a row
+I'm usually so tired after I take a shower, I refuse to blowdry my hair and I immediately get in bed. This usually occurs at 7 o'clock in the evening.
+I also alternate backpacks/messenger bags and won't use the same one for more than a month. I also find things wrong with every new backpack/messenger bag I buy and use them as an excuse to get a new one.
+I absolutely love it when it takes ages to get jeans on when you just get out of the shower. It's one of my favourite things ever
+I throw the biggest temper tantrums I've ever seen. Avec screaming, throwing things, breaking mirrors, deleting files on my computer, kicking people, and violently shaking anything that gets in my way.
+I always examine the clay pots my brother makes at school and ask myself if they'd be good for smoking. For some reason they always disappear from his room after I examine them.
+I hate going on airplanes, going to school, going to social events, being on a bus, going to sleep, being on a train, hanging out with my sister, doing homework, doing my make up, taking tests, cutting my hair, and actually doing most activities sober.
+For the most part, while partaking in the above activities, I am not sober.
I had a whole list but I lost it in bed. Yeah. Happy Valentines.
It's Valentine's Day today and I figured I'd just be pissed and chocolateless. But who the fuck needs a valentine when your mom rocks hardcore and brings you chocolate. Don't take your parents for granted, fuckers. Mel tried to set me up with her boyfriend's friend for Valentine's Day dinner, but I'm not a desperate whorebag like Nina Sanderson, so I declined.
I also discovered this morning that dinosaurs are cooler than pirates and ninjas put together times a very very large number. I had this idea to list random things about me so people will understand me better. I'm not sure whether or not this'll help.
+I think it's the funniest thing to dip jalepenos in salsa and eat. When this happens, I can't stop laughing
+I alternate places to sleep. Sometimes I sleep on the futon in the guest room, sometimes on the couch or love seat, sometimes in Emma's bed, and sometimes in my bed. I never sleep in the same place more than three nights in a row
+I'm usually so tired after I take a shower, I refuse to blowdry my hair and I immediately get in bed. This usually occurs at 7 o'clock in the evening.
+I also alternate backpacks/messenger bags and won't use the same one for more than a month. I also find things wrong with every new backpack/messenger bag I buy and use them as an excuse to get a new one.
+I absolutely love it when it takes ages to get jeans on when you just get out of the shower. It's one of my favourite things ever
+I throw the biggest temper tantrums I've ever seen. Avec screaming, throwing things, breaking mirrors, deleting files on my computer, kicking people, and violently shaking anything that gets in my way.
+I always examine the clay pots my brother makes at school and ask myself if they'd be good for smoking. For some reason they always disappear from his room after I examine them.
+I hate going on airplanes, going to school, going to social events, being on a bus, going to sleep, being on a train, hanging out with my sister, doing homework, doing my make up, taking tests, cutting my hair, and actually doing most activities sober.
+For the most part, while partaking in the above activities, I am not sober.
I had a whole list but I lost it in bed. Yeah. Happy Valentines.